... can you please help yourselves to a large mug of SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNTS?
Christ, I fucking hate advert breaks at the best of fucking times, but lately every second fucking advert seems to be some government-funded hectoring, nannying, bullying fucking bossiness.
More than two beers will kill you. Don't smoke. Fit for life. Exercise more. Drive slower. Eat healthy. Don't fuck without contraceptives.
Look you fucking cunts, none of it is fucking working and I'm fucking tired of watching my tax money being spent on fucking propaganda and brainwashing.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Stop fucking spunking our money at coke-sniffing TV executives.
You profligate, bullying fucktards.