Monday, 22 March 2010

A load of bollocks

An eye-watering tale from Facebook:

True false bollock story: post rugby match drinking session, the Vincents Club oppo were challenging our guy to increasing challenges, starting with innocuous pint-down-in-one, upping ante unitl finally he got a bollock out and whacked it with a shoe. Our guy felt he had to match that, except that his bollock was not a prosthetic...unlike the Vincents's one

3 comments:

Uncle Marvo said...

Why? Just why?

Why would someone want a prosthetic bollocks?

Ah, yes. For the shoe-whacking dare. Silly me.

Off I go to get one then. Hours of fun.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Beats playing with your nintendo, I suppose.

Leg-iron said...

I wouldn't have a prosthetic if I lost one. I'd have a glass eye instead.

Then book in for a checkup at the doctor's. Let's see him blame that on smoking.