Saturday 27 March 2010

No answer

Sally Bercow twatted some shit about some pooves (one of them an MP) tying the knot in the Houses of Parliament and how fucking excited she is to attend. I asked her if straights got married in Parliament, because I'm pretty sure no fucker is that sad.

I got no answer. In fact, I got rather studiously ignored. Does anyone know?

Because otherwise I might have to conclude that breeders do not get married in the Houses of Parliament and that this is just another exercise by insecure arse bandits (or rug munchers) to rub their sexual habits in everyone's faces.

Which is fine, but then they shouldn't moan when other people bitch about having to deal with it.

And if anyone tries to tell me this is homophobic, just ask yourself: if you were going to get married, would you really choose your fucking office as the place to get married? I mean, I love my job and all, but that's just fucking sick.

So I can only assume that this really is just another sham to ramrod home the idea that homosexuality is more important than heterosexuality.

Which is a pile of cock.

Update: I see it's Chris "Underpants" Bryant, so he probably is sad enough to think it's a good idea to get married at the office. What a fucking bell end.

And even more appallingly, there is apparently a chapel there for breeder use.

So, apologies to pooves everywhere.

7 comments:

Ross said...

I think William Hague got married in the Westminster chapel.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

William Hague just dropped eleventy bazillion points in my estimation.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I didn't realise you could get piles of cocks.

Billy Blofeld said...

My company used to pay a Lord to host prospective clients on jollies around parliament.

I did the tour numerous times. Although probably apocryphal, the chapel is supposedly approximately the same location where Guy Fawkes placed his gun powder.

..... and yes the Lord always mentioned that weddings are held in the chapel.

Anonymous said...

I think Julie Kirkbride and her husband wotsisname did too. It seems a location popular only with the insanely ambitious.

Jill said...

What other shams to ramrod home the idea that homosexuality is more important than heterosexuality are there? Did I miss them?

John Pickworth said...

Chris Bryant?

The bloke who likes to parade around the internet in his ASDA bought Y' Fronts? You mean to say he's, well, he's a....

Gosh I can hardly say it...

He's...

An MP?

Fuck me! I never suspected it.