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Thursday, 18 March 2010
Oh, I fucking hope he is...
The Gorgon? On my sofa? With a cup of tea that I've made specially for him? That he will have to drink all the way down, because the cameras will be watching?
Make a perfectly nice cup of tea and a couple of bikkies, then afer hes had a bit ask "hows the tea Mr Brown". Hell reply "nice thank you". Thats when you say "Thats because theres a little bit of me in every mouthful".
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We had a chef who used that line regularly on winging customers, their faces are things of beauty after they get hit with it...
13 comments:
Send him round to mine after.
I have something for him.
The sentence will be worth it.
Uncle
After drinking Obo's brew I don't think he would be going anywhere after!
He's going to [specially selected] voters homes as he's too shit scared to meet The Great Unwashed in the street.
Still. Not long now, eh?
And here's your furniture....
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Torture_chairs
Obo's Brew
half a pint sulphuric acid
1 bulb garlic
3 dead flies
Mash together the flies and the garlic, until a smooth paste. Add the sulphuric acid. Top up with coca cola and ice cubes. Serve.
Particularly nice with toasted crumpet.
Why garlic?
Well known as a anti-coagulant.
Anti-coagulant. Of course, how silly of me.
Genius. Now that's what I call a proper drink.
It's the flies that gives it that special flavour.
.... and the H2SO4 will give it the necessary 'bite'
I look forward to watching the spineless prick gargle it on youTube
1 measure Prussic acid
1 measure Ground glass
and a dash of shigella
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
We could do with adding something that gives it that certain umphhh, when approached by a lighted match.
Non, no, no, humiliate the prick.
Make a perfectly nice cup of tea and a couple of bikkies, then afer hes had a bit ask
"hows the tea Mr Brown".
Hell reply "nice thank you".
Thats when you say "Thats because theres a little bit of me in every mouthful".
Post results on youtube + Win!!
We had a chef who used that line regularly on winging customers, their faces are things of beauty after they get hit with it...
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