Thursday 18 March 2010

Oh, I fucking hope he is...

The Gorgon? On my sofa? With a cup of tea that I've made specially for him? That he will have to drink all the way down, because the cameras will be watching?

Oh yes, please!

13 comments:

Uncle Marvo said...

Send him round to mine after.

I have something for him.

The sentence will be worth it.

Sean O'Hare said...

Uncle

After drinking Obo's brew I don't think he would be going anywhere after!

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

He's going to [specially selected] voters homes as he's too shit scared to meet The Great Unwashed in the street.

Still. Not long now, eh?

Joe Public said...

And here's your furniture....

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Torture_chairs

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Obo's Brew

half a pint sulphuric acid
1 bulb garlic
3 dead flies

Mash together the flies and the garlic, until a smooth paste. Add the sulphuric acid. Top up with coca cola and ice cubes. Serve.

Particularly nice with toasted crumpet.

Uncle Marvo said...

Why garlic?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Well known as a anti-coagulant.

Uncle Marvo said...

Anti-coagulant. Of course, how silly of me.

Genius. Now that's what I call a proper drink.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

It's the flies that gives it that special flavour.

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

.... and the H2SO4 will give it the necessary 'bite'

I look forward to watching the spineless prick gargle it on youTube

dr cromarty said...

1 measure Prussic acid
1 measure Ground glass
and a dash of shigella

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

We could do with adding something that gives it that certain umphhh, when approached by a lighted match.

thefrollickingmole said...

Non, no, no, humiliate the prick.

Make a perfectly nice cup of tea and a couple of bikkies, then afer hes had a bit ask
"hows the tea Mr Brown".
Hell reply "nice thank you".
Thats when you say "Thats because theres a little bit of me in every mouthful".

Post results on youtube + Win!!

We had a chef who used that line regularly on winging customers, their faces are things of beauty after they get hit with it...