A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
It *is* bad, but you honestly weren't surprised, were you?wv:gullible
And they lose the other 1p down the sofa.
Bit late with the April Fool's aren't we?
(Un) fortunately it's only 1p spent on railways out of £1 spent on all "Services"
Just seen BBC news 18:05 6/4/10Brown, speaking to little girl: How old are you?Little girl: 5 – (holding up five fingers )Brown: 5? (Holding up ten fingers…)If the Tories want it I have it on video…
FFS! I'm steadily losing the will to live. Here's a joke to take your mind off things...Claude (80) and Maud (79) met at a singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company.After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler." Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights. "
in a democracy, people get the government they deserve. As we're a nation of cunts, get ready for another one.
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