In the age old tested way: Punch her straight in the whistle and apply it manually and it´s best while the bastard is holding two pots in it´s hands in the kitchen and saying "where have you been"! BRICKBAT P.S With screaming kids as background music
Sigh. Wish I could 'ave used this on my ex's gob. Would 'ave got some peace and quiet AND drunk all his homebrew, without him being able to do a single thing about it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Of course, I would 'ave released the following morning, just in time for him to make me a large mug of coffee and bacon sarnie.
"Obo!! Are you on that damn computer again. All you ever do is update that stupid blog of yours. Would you stop wasting your life and do something real for a change."
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The trouble is that Super Glue can take up to 10 seconds to set properly. How are you going to keep her quiet long enough....
In the age old tested way:
Punch her straight in the whistle and apply it manually and it´s best while the bastard is holding two pots in it´s hands in the kitchen and saying "where have you been"!
BRICKBAT
P.S
With screaming kids as background music
Sigh. Wish I could 'ave used this on my ex's gob. Would 'ave got some peace and quiet AND drunk all his homebrew, without him being able to do a single thing about it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Of course, I would 'ave released the following morning, just in time for him to make me a large mug of coffee and bacon sarnie.
White bread. Tomato sauce.
@ Sixtypoundsaweekcleaner.
But how would you have got your cock into his mouth?
I can see it now:
"Obo!! Are you on that damn computer again. All you ever do is update that stupid blog of yours. Would you stop wasting your life and do something real for a change."
Oh, how I LOLed , wryly.
What are we talking about here? Strap on cocks?
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