A BRIT chemist who helped flood the UK with meow meow has warned of an even DEADLIER legal high about to hit us.
Worried Dave Llewellyn told The Sun that the new drug NRG-1 will be "Britain's worst nightmare" leading to mass brain damage and death.
The chemical make-up of both mephedrone and naphyrone are only slightly different - and BOTH are terrifyingly similar to ecstasy.
Look, I'm the least drug-addled person out there. I've never, ever even taken a puff of weed, let alone disco biscuits or any such crap. But this just reeks of made-up bollocks to me. Half the fucking stuff in the world will have some sort of upper or downer effect on you and kill you if you OD on it. Fuck, you can even OD on water (it's called "drowning", look it up) ... so why the fuck are people getting so piss-arsed about something that costs 25p a hit? It's unlikely to lead to a major crime surge at that price.
And people are always going to try and get squiffy. Why the fuck are you trying to stop them? You may as well try and stop the tide from coming in, like that other King Cunt.