Thursday 1 April 2010

Standing for parliament - in small words

April Fool.

13 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Damn. For a moment, I thought you were serious.

And I was looking forward to seeing those red curls in parliament!

*sob*

Oleuanna said...

yes obs.....yes you are :O>

John Demetriou said...

ha, that was actually pretty good.

May I say here that my offer of support was also an April fools.

Ah, fuck it, no it weren't. You suckered me. Bastard.

Anonymous said...

J Demetriou:

Yep...Onto a different thread in order to tell the truth, of how you were suckered....

Nobodies perfect, not even you....

John Demetriou said...

Steady on Dazed, don't go too far now. No-one said I wasn't perfect. That would be ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Are you to blame for outing GrumpyOldTwat, Obo? After all, you do have form in this area...

Unknown said...

Obo, are you a human or a bot?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Yes

Mitch said...

Bet you don't even live there, you would make a good MP but then the current crop don't set the bar very high.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Clown

Long I described the House of Commons as a circus: you would have fitted in perfectly and almost certainly your presence would have improved things.

I note from the trailers you are appearing in Psychoville on Dave at10.20 tonight.

DP

Bristol Dave said...

Never had me fooled for a second, hence my comment agreeing with the Salted One on the first thread.

* dusts off shirt *

Anonymous said...

Just as well. He'd have been as useful as a one armed man with an itchy arse.

Anonymous said...

"Bristol Dave said...

Never had me fooled for a second, hence my comment agreeing with the Salted One on the first thread.

* dusts off shirt *"

Except, that was the second thread.

*puts dust back on shirt*+-

JohnW