Scuttlebutt on twatter suggests that the Caring, Understanding New Tories and the Limp Dumbs are not able to reach an agreement.
Sounds to me like iDave has offered the LimpDumbs weekly fellatio from his wife along with a trombone from the rest of the Tory cabinet once a month and they haven't, um, swallowed it.
Now I have heard some theories that suggest that he knows what he's doing and he's playing the long game, but frankly I reckon this is just another in a long list of Mongolian cluster fucks by the Forehead of Doom. He fucking raced in to the Lib Dems, dropped his rods and grabbed his ankles with astonishing alacrity.
The even more socially democratic LimpDumbs have decided that they really don't fancy foregoing their chance to increase their slice of the electoral pie, so they've told iDave to go fuck himself, they rather want to get into bed with the Labour Party.
In a sense, I guess iDave is lucky. Imagine if he'd managed to get 57 people that utterly fucking stupid that they, as losers, want to pucker up to an even bigger bunch of losers on some ludicrous promise that they're not going to get fucked into a cocked hat by Mandelsnake and company, on board. Can you imagine anyone that dumb having a significant say in running the country?
Watch the markets. This isn't going to be ugly.
This is going to be Greek.