A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
You're joking! What the fuck am I going to do all day now?
Who's over excitable, fad-happy, idealist views am I supposed to substitute for my own? Next time I decide I want to be able to miss the damn wood for the tree's I'll be lost without Obnoxio. So did you vote Labour after all?
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico City.While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful."What is that you just served?" he asked the waiter."Ah senor, you have excellent taste!" the waiter replied. "Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'"What the heck, bring me an order.""I am so sorry senor," the waiter replied. "There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter. "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."The waiter shrugged his shoulders. "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins..."
Whinge, whinge fukin whinge.......think about poor gordon, he`s losing his job and beard on fri morning.
Were you gone? It's hard to tell the difference.
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