I hope you'll be able to grab a few minutes to meet up with your ballot paper before they lock the doors. Be a shame to miss out after having to wait so long for the opportunity.
Are you sure you're not secretly Gordo McBroon or David Cameroon or yon daft liberal cunt whose name escapes me and your reasons for absence are that you're actually having to go canvas the great unwashed and kiss baby's arses and similar political shite? I think it's too much of a coincidence that you're away at crucial times like this. Tell the truth you cunt.
By the way, the liberal cunt's cunty wife can't vote for him, she isn't a UK citizen apparently. That'll have the BNP baying at the moon later on.
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.
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I hope you'll be able to grab a few minutes to meet up with your ballot paper before they lock the doors. Be a shame to miss out after having to wait so long for the opportunity.
He postal voted, John R.
I think he voted Labour.
GULP!
Are you sure you're not secretly Gordo McBroon or David Cameroon or yon daft liberal cunt whose name escapes me and your reasons for absence are that you're actually having to go canvas the great unwashed and kiss baby's arses and similar political shite? I think it's too much of a coincidence that you're away at crucial times like this. Tell the truth you cunt.
By the way, the liberal cunt's cunty wife can't vote for him, she isn't a UK citizen apparently. That'll have the BNP baying at the moon later on.
Dear Lions Bay School,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she
was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna
you are a cunt... it's really all I have...
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