Thursday, 17 June 2010

I was going to go for a stroll

What with it being a lovely day and all, I thought I'd amble into town, have a latte and amble back.

But when I stepped outside, I saw her. Sleek lines gleaming in the sun, a perfect shape insinuating lustful ideas of country lanes being spanked. I could hear her calling to me, begging me to drive her hard, make her scream and bark and yowl with pleasure.

So I did.

Fuck, I really, really, really, love this car.

I wonder if I forgot to get anything...

27 comments:

Mitch said...

Until you tell us what it is we will all assume its a pink Nissan micra .

Bristol Dave said...

Photo please.

Bucko said...

Its a clown car with doors that fall off and squirty water and stuff.....

microdave said...

Why are cars (and most other means of transport) always female?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Because they always have a breakdown at the least convenient moment. :o)

Fat Councillor said...

"Because they always have a breakdown at the least convenient moment. :o)"

That seals it. It's a fucking TVR...

Not a sheep said...

Or a 1970s Alfa

Mitch said...

Pink micra . Has to be.

microdave said...

"That seals it. It's a fucking TVR..."

If it was a TVR it would have caught fire, and burnt out in the middle of a busy shopping centre!

Happened to a friend....

And if it was a 70's Alfa the engine would have fallen out - or was that the 80's?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

It'll be one of those little Fiat thingummies, with a sign in the back window, saying, 'Honk, if you had it last night.'

JuliaM said...

"Why are cars (and most other means of transport) always female?"

What Obo said.

Also, they are expensive to maintain, and cost a bomb to run.

JuliaM said...

New style VW Bug.

And the plastic flower's STILL in the dashboard vase... ;)

JP said...

Lube?

Gordon said...

If he's going to spank it and make it scream and bark and yowl it sounds more like a Rover, maybe the 75 'S' model in that attractive shade of washed out lime green.

Mitch said...

I have a horrible feeling he bought an Audi TT.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

No, I actually enjoy driving. :o)

RantinRab said...

It's not a Scooby, is it?

Kingbingo said...

"No, I actually enjoy driving. :o)"

You quite obviously live no where near a big city.

Anonymous said...

a life?

oh shit that's me reading this bollocks...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Kingbingo, no, I don't.

Gordon said...

Gotcha. It's not a car, you're a closet biker with an MV Agusta!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I'm definitely not an organ donor.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I've always fancied a cute little Vespa.

Oleuanna said...

It IS a barbie car ...... *grins*

Anonymous said...

Its got to be a caterham 7

Mitch said...

I bet you donate your organ whenever you get an offer.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

"In the hypothetical event of getting an offer", you mean?