What with it being a lovely day and all, I thought I'd amble into town, have a latte and amble back.
But when I stepped outside, I saw her. Sleek lines gleaming in the sun, a perfect shape insinuating lustful ideas of country lanes being spanked. I could hear her calling to me, begging me to drive her hard, make her scream and bark and yowl with pleasure.
So I did.
Fuck, I really, really, really, love this car.
I wonder if I forgot to get anything...