What with it being a lovely day and all, I thought I'd amble into town, have a latte and amble back.
But when I stepped outside, I saw her. Sleek lines gleaming in the sun, a perfect shape insinuating lustful ideas of country lanes being spanked. I could hear her calling to me, begging me to drive her hard, make her scream and bark and yowl with pleasure.
So I did.
Fuck, I really, really, really, love this car.
I wonder if I forgot to get anything...
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Until you tell us what it is we will all assume its a pink Nissan micra .
Photo please.
Its a clown car with doors that fall off and squirty water and stuff.....
Why are cars (and most other means of transport) always female?
Because they always have a breakdown at the least convenient moment. :o)
"Because they always have a breakdown at the least convenient moment. :o)"
That seals it. It's a fucking TVR...
Or a 1970s Alfa
Pink micra . Has to be.
"That seals it. It's a fucking TVR..."
If it was a TVR it would have caught fire, and burnt out in the middle of a busy shopping centre!
Happened to a friend....
And if it was a 70's Alfa the engine would have fallen out - or was that the 80's?
It'll be one of those little Fiat thingummies, with a sign in the back window, saying, 'Honk, if you had it last night.'
"Why are cars (and most other means of transport) always female?"
What Obo said.
Also, they are expensive to maintain, and cost a bomb to run.
New style VW Bug.
And the plastic flower's STILL in the dashboard vase... ;)
Lube?
If he's going to spank it and make it scream and bark and yowl it sounds more like a Rover, maybe the 75 'S' model in that attractive shade of washed out lime green.
I have a horrible feeling he bought an Audi TT.
No, I actually enjoy driving. :o)
It's not a Scooby, is it?
"No, I actually enjoy driving. :o)"
You quite obviously live no where near a big city.
a life?
oh shit that's me reading this bollocks...
Kingbingo, no, I don't.
Gotcha. It's not a car, you're a closet biker with an MV Agusta!
I'm definitely not an organ donor.
I've always fancied a cute little Vespa.
It IS a barbie car ...... *grins*
Its got to be a caterham 7
I bet you donate your organ whenever you get an offer.
"In the hypothetical event of getting an offer", you mean?
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