" Err Doctor, well ... ummm ...its a bit delicate, you see my dick's gone all green, knobbly and it stinks" ..
"Oh, goodness gracious me, I'd better examine you .. Beri-Beri ? Inflammation ? Whooping cough ? or Night starvation ? .. No, its none of those things" ..
"You have a nasty case of "Vuvuzela Africanus" .. which explains why your private parts resemble a Gherkin, in colour, texture and aroma .. Luckily for you, the symptoms should disappear in a couple of weeks" ..
"Meanwhile, for the duration of the World Cup, be careful after passing water .. No more than two "shakes" ... And definitely no hand-relief, or it might drop off" ..
"Besides which we have sufficient numbers of Onanists at the World Cup already" ..
"Thank you Doctor, you've put my mind, if not my dick at rest" ...
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"Vuvuzela" .. it sounds like some dreadful, tropical, sexual disease ..
For goodness sake, you've put me right off my lunch.
" Err Doctor, well ... ummm ...its a bit delicate, you see my dick's gone all green, knobbly and it stinks" ..
"Oh, goodness gracious me, I'd better examine you .. Beri-Beri ? Inflammation ? Whooping cough ? or Night starvation ? .. No, its none of those things" ..
"You have a nasty case of "Vuvuzela Africanus" .. which explains why your private parts resemble a Gherkin, in colour, texture and aroma .. Luckily for you, the symptoms should disappear in a couple of weeks" ..
"Meanwhile, for the duration of the World Cup, be careful after passing water .. No more than two "shakes" ... And definitely no hand-relief, or it might drop off" ..
"Besides which we have sufficient numbers of Onanists at the World Cup already" ..
"Thank you Doctor, you've put my mind, if not my dick at rest" ...
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