Tuesday, 29 June 2010

An open letter to the police in the UK

Look, you fucking cunts, it's quite fucking simple: taking photos is not fucking illegal, no matter how fucking much you cunts think it should be.

We keep having this conversation and yet some or other jumped-up cock-sniffer keeps on trying it on.

Will you please stop making such utter cunts of yourselves, because it tends to make everyone think even more uncharitably of you as self-important, overweening, bullying cunts?

That is all.

Update: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

reminds me of a bit of joy. Police officer in private car, driving along a bus lane to avoid a traffic jam. When I bitched at him for queue jumping he had me out of my car and threatened me with all sorts of stuff. So I escorted him back to a police station. One officious little plod demoted to desk duty and "retraining". So glad I don't live on Prisoners Island anymore.

JuliaM said...

Nice timing, plod! Just as Sir Huge Ordure gets up on his hind legs to bleat and squeal about how the Dreaded Tory Cuts will affect the thin blue line...

/golfclap

Cretins.

I might be a copper and I might have said...

But we ARE "self-important, overweening, bullying cunts" - it's what we do!

Dr Melvin 'Banned from most police blogs' Gray said...

We are indebted for a succinct message to police in their own language, Obno.

Yet that which has left no room for misunderstanding is no assurance of a reasonable response.

Damo Mackerel said...

Oh no, not you again.

MTG said...

Damned Mackerel @ 11:44

When the teeth reflect odontophobia and the liver shouts through the eyes, one is empowered with a lethal variety of halitosis.

John Demetriou said...

Wow, brilliant comment, no wonder you;re known as a great blogg...oh, wait that's right...you're not.

Waste of space, washed up, useless has-been blowhard.

Just retire, you prick.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Have you fallen out of Wikio completely yet, you hairless Greek tragedy?

I see I'm no longer in your blogroll, was it something I said? :o)

John Demetriou said...

You're as slow and dim witted as I imagined.

We took down our entire blogroll to make space for other stuff about 6 months ago.

Don't worry, dear, it isn't personal to you. Everyone else is off too.

Well, I did say we were different to the others, didn't I. Can't say I'm not consistent.

Unlike you, who agrees with us but never dare say because of your grudge and anger at us criticising you. I notice you never drop by to comment on ours anymore. Obviously as a gesture and to make a point.

Oh, boo hoo! what am I going to do, Obo never comments!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

"I notice you never drop by to comment on ours anymore. Obviously as a gesture and to make a point.

Oh, boo hoo! what am I going to do, Obo never comments!"

"Obnoxio The Clown said...

Next stop: Anarcho-capitalism.

25 June 2010 21:51"

So what you're saying is that because I haven't commented on your blog for 4 days, you're desperate for some attention?

Fair enough, I guess. Although I don't generally hang around with needy people.

John Demetriou said...

Oh, for FUCK SAKE!!!

Where is the attention seeking there? You total cunt. I can't believe you are trolling your own site with these lies.

No, Obo, I am not attention seeking, I am not begging you to visit and comment, I don't. Fucking. Care.

I made the comment about you not visiting because I was pointing out your own churlishness and childishness.

You used to post every day...now you virtually never do.

Let me spell that out slowly for you:

1) You used to post
2) now you don't very much.

1) you used to post before our rows and your capering.
2) now you don't, since I started disagreeing with you and we had a few disagreements about things.

1) used to post
2) not often now.

Have you got it yet? Have you got my point?

Am I begging for attention?

NO.

Now fuck off, you cunt.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Right, so despite the fact that I don't have the bandwidth to blog as much as I'd like, something that you've been very quick to point out, I must still find some time to rush around your site and comment on your posts.

Is that really what this is all about?

That's not attention seeking?

Well ... bugger my toe!

John Demetriou said...

how the hell do I know what your movements and blogger time periods are? As far as \i'm aware, you're just as free to post now as ever before. If i'm wrong, correct me, but I am not psychic.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Here's a clue.

I've Only Just Fucking Started said...

John Demetriou - you really are a joyless piece of shit.

Take a spade, start digging, when you get down to about six feet, stop, lie down and wait for some thoughtful soul to hold his nose and start filling.

Now stop whining and fuck off.

John Demetriou said...

Fuck off joyless you sad cunt, was I talking to your gutless anonymous arse? no.

Go drag your mother out of bingo and grab a donner or something. Prick.

I've Only Just Fucking Started said...

John Demetriou - Libertarian?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I know nasty clown bit the head off your gingerbread man, Johnny but it's bedtime now so say nighty night to all the grown ups.

J Demetriou said...

I am the real John Demetriou. The other one is a fake. As it that other person who keeps commenting under the J Demetriou name - which is my name. Stop using my name, you cunt. It's theft - you fucking cunt.

There are two other clues that give away the fact I am the real John Demetriou. I call everyone who disgrees with me a cunt - and quite a few people who I agree with also get the same honour. Oh, and I also finish my posts in the same way. Like this...

Squawk!

Anonymous said...

Wankers, pussy holes, and cocksuckers the lot of you. Why cant you cock mungers just agree the police are bastard cunts and homosexual testical lickers. You guys are such winging wank stains i feel like fucking all of your mothers and blowing my load on their faces just to show you the pictures so you will know what cunts you all are. Fuck the police and fuck you cunts too.