Terrifying!

Update: It seems like this is not the truth any more. However, the actual truth is hard to ascertain, because the Home Office website says it's seven days, while Damian Green says it's fourteen.

So much for a quick blog then.

On the warpath!

I see Anna Raccoon is on the warpath again. This is another opportunity for us all to show these jumped-up little Hitlers what we think of their fucking shit, so fill your boots!

An open letter to the police in the UK

Look, you fucking cunts, it's quite fucking simple: taking photos is not fucking illegal, no matter how fucking much you cunts think it should be.

We keep having this conversation and yet some or other jumped-up cock-sniffer keeps on trying it on.

Will you please stop making such utter cunts of yourselves, because it tends to make everyone think even more uncharitably of you as self-important, overweening, bullying cunts?

That is all.

Update: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Jaw-dropping

Fascist? Us? Never!

Down in Brighton for Labour Party Conference one thing that was noticeable was the large amounts of alcohol consumed over the weekend - and not just by the conference delegates.

Most people are responsible users and are able to have a few drinks and enjoy themselves without causing damage to either others or the local environment.

However, not all drinkers and users of other substances are able to handle their use of booze in such a responsible manner. At weekends, most A&E departments house those suffering from alcohol poisoning, assaults and drink related accidents. It takes much needed resources from the NHS which could be used for other purposes.

Prohibition of alcohol, like any other drug, does not work. It was tried in the 1920s in the US and resulted in making the likes of Al Capone rich men.

One possible solution could be an entitlement card that people would carry and swipe when every time they buy Alcohol or Tobacco and record their usage. Is that too radical? I don't think so. For a long time the Government have controlled motorists with a system of licences where people enjoy the right and freedom to drive - as long as they conform to certain rules.

With the card, people who got into trouble for, say, minor crimes or drunk and disorderly conduct in public would receive a fixed penalty notice and 3 points on their entitlement card with points disappearing over time for in the same way works on driving licences.

More serious offences would result in endorsements on the entitlement card and the cardholder would not be able to purchase alcohol, tobacco or other drugs available for sale through the entitlement card scheme.

The main benefits of the policy would be reduction in the health care and crime costs associated with use of substances hopefully leading for more better functioning society.

Holy fucking fuck! What? The? Fuck? Huh? Jesus fuck, did this cunt really just suggest that we need state sanction to buy a beer or a fag? And punishing us for damaging ourselves?

Fucking WHAT? WHAT? AAARGH! I think my brain is trying to leap out of my skull and strangle this fucking little fascist cunt weasel. I'm fairly certain this cocksucker is nasty little middle-class Guardianista who secretly wanks over the Daily Mail.

That, my friends, is the Labour Party, the party that looks after the common man. Because clearly, the common man cannot be trusted to look after himself.

Tip of the clown wig and a dropped jaw to Old Holborn. I'm certainly not linking to such egregious fascism myself.

Utter genius!

I don't have a lot of time for the rather heavy-handed tactics of the various companies involved in the lawsuit against Pirate Bay (and, as far as I can tell, Pirate Bay were not actually doing anything illegal, either!) so I was rather amused by this DDo$ attack they propose:

A friend of anakata told Blog Pirate that the bank account to which the payments are directed has only 1000 free transfers, after which any transfers have a surcharge of 2 SEK for the account holder. Any internet-fee payments made after the first 1000, which includes the law firm’s ordinary transfers, will instead of giving 1 SEK, cost 1 SEK to the law firm. Since Danowsky & Partners Advokatbyrå is a small firm, all the transactions are handled by hand. Handling all payments will be time consuming, costing the law firm in productivity. Maybe it will even affect their success in other cases.

Make direct payments to
Danowsky & Partners Advokatbyrå KB. Plusgiro 79 31 21-5.

And if that's not enough of a kick in the bollocks:

Additionally if after paying the internet-fee you determine that your payment was erroneous, Swedish law states that you can request the money back, putting an additional load on Danowsky’s law firm.

It seems that lawyers are not the only nasty cunts out there!

PS 1SEK is approximately 10p, if you feel like joining in the fun.

Tip of the clown wig to dizzy.

Sarky cunts!

The Barclay Brothers have earned themselves the "cunts of the year" award with this little number:

The billionaire Barclay brothers shut down their operations in Sark last night after they were unceremoniously rejected by the voters in the first full election in the last bastion of feudalism in the Western world.

An acrimonious election campaign ended with the islanders voting overwhelmingly for candidates who opposed the brothers’ moves towards modernisation.

The Barclays basically bullied 500-odd people who were quite happy living their lives into chucking away their own system of government and replacing it with "democracy". They bought up hotels and shops and then threatened that if people didn't vote for further sucking of the Barclay cock, they would shut everything down and then people would lose their jobs.

And the Sarkies pretty much unanimously told them to go fuck themselves. So they tried plan B, which was to weasel in one of the unelected representatives:

Talks were held between Kevin Delaney, who runs their operations on Sark, and senior members of the Chief Pleas in an attempt to find a way in which he could be involved in the decision-making process, perhaps with a co-opted place on committees. But with no offer made by 5pm a decision was made to shut down.

So the Barclays took their ball and went home, like the spoiled little cunts they are.

Twats.

As the wife of the Seigneur of the island said:

“They were the ones that started all this democracy business, now they don’t like it because they haven’t won.” She said that that the Barclays’ attempt to negotiate for a seat on committees was “like saying, ‘We’ve lost the race and we want the cup’.”

So, as a consequence, I'm planning that my next holiday abroad will be to Sark to thank them for sticking two fingers up at bossy, bullying, Righteous cunts who know better.

I suggest you do too!

Why are Gurkhas treated so shabbily by this government?

I mean, we've all heard about Joanna Lumley's campaign, these are people who have risked far more for Britain than the average dole scrounger, yet the government cannot do enough for "social justice".

And now, via the Big Mac, we have a particularly egregious example of the government taking the piss:

On 15 November, Colour Sergeant Krishnabahadur Dura of the 2nd Battalion The Royal Gurkha Rifles was killed in action in Afghanistan.

Defence News, part of the Ministry of Defence, said, "He was rated as one of the Army's best snipers attaining best student on his Snipers' course. He was highly respected by all." C. Sgt Dura was killed by a Taliban bomb which injured two male colleagues and one female officer, who lost her leg.

C. Sgt Dura, 36, leaves two daughters and a wife. He had served in the British Army since 1992.

But the purpose of this article is not to recount his years of selfless service, nor to sing the praises of his heroism in Afghanistan. It is to draw attention to the most appallingly callous, bureaucratically pig-headed mindset Machiavelli has so far encountered. Because the Home Office is currently threatening to deport the wife and two little children of C. Sgt Dura.

For fuck's sake, you cunts: cut these people some slack. They deserve it. You aren't the fucking SS just yet.

Update: dungeekin' is fucked off, too.

Cunt of the nanosecond

I fully support Jenna Delich's right to express her opinions, however odious they may be. However, she has no right to use legalistic bullying to shut down Harry's Place, even though they're a bunch of wankers that I never read.

So, Jenna, accept that the intermong is full of people who might disagree with you, and take that criticism with good grace.

Cunt.