Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Spastication

There is simply no fucking word in the dictionary to describe the pus-filled sack of shit that was cycling up the fucking A1 in a foul storm causing a fucking 5-mile rolling tailback.

I hope some fucking lorry driver cunted you off the fucking road, you imbecile.

8 comments:

The Grim Reaper said...

If anyone caught any details about this idiot, I'll have a word with them. That should scare them away from cycling ever again...

The Filthy Engineer said...

Mmmm. Are you slightly cross? Or am I reading the post wrong?

Sgt Pepperspray said...

If there's anything worse than farmer fuckin giles with his bales of hay 10 mile an houring it's fucking cyclists. Drawing pins are car friendly and cheap enough, hardly james bond but do the trick

Caratacus said...

Something vexes thee my liege...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I like cyclists.

Furor Teutonicus said...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I like cyclists.


Yes, so do I. Roasted medium rare with a nice garlic sauce.

Samuel Buckett said...

Speaking as a cyclist I would like to take this opp to thank the motoring public for their patience and restraint.

Brian, follower of Deornoth said...

He can't be pus-filled and a sack of shit, can he?