Last night the PLP was getting pissed and occasionally wandering into the lobbies to vote. Here are a selection of EyeSpy.MP tweets from last night:Bear in mind some of these MPs will have been drinking subsidised beer since tea-time. In many cases they will be completely drunk when voting and the whips basically roll them into the lobbies. In how many jobs outside the entertainment industry is acceptable to be completely intoxicated in the workplace?
4 out of 5 Lab leadership contenders on the terrace taking advantage of rare late night sitting to be matey (or trying to be in case of D & E Miliband).
Last night: Balls, Burnham and Ed Miliband in the Kremlin buying pints for down-market North East Labour MPs
Why aye man, it’s Sharon Hodgson pet! Skulling a vat of white wine. Drunk as a skunk.
0130: Tired and emotional Dennis Macshane stinging drinking companions for expensive glasses of Sancerre on the Terrace
0200: Ed Balls the last Labour leadership contender left on the Terrace – still drinking pints with the NE mafia!
Of course, it is with no small sense of irony that I read the master of piss artistry, Guido Fawkes, moaning about people being drunk.
But really, he has a point. Why do we listen to these cunts when they bang on about how hard they work for us? They fucking sit in the office, getting pissed on booze that we subsidise for them. I'd be happy to take on a job that allowed me to get paid on subsidised booze.
If your MP is one of these cunts, maybe you'd like to write to him and ask him why he's not taking his fucking job seriously?