Monday 12 July 2010

The Lard of the Humber

Well, now that fatty Prescott has taken the ermine and the world has taken time to react, I suppose it's only fair that I point out the rampant hypocrisy of the left who have bitched and moaned about the shameful power that the unelected House of Lords has, yet have not found the energy to attack the cognitive dissonance of watching one of their heroes (and one who ironically moaned like a stuck pig about peerages to boot!) take the ermine and go sit in "the Other Place".

Politics is full of people who have no other motivation than their own furtherance. The hypocritical fuckface Prescott rode the wave of left-wing politics as far as it would take him, and then casually stepped off it and into the very chamber he'd spent his life complaining about.

Politics in the UK will never get better until tribal loyalists stop making excuses for the failures of their own tribe and accept that a politician being a member of your own tribe should require more accountability rather than a free ride.

10 comments:

Middle Seaxe said...

He did look exceedingly uncomfortable whilst being "ennobled".

As well he may.

The fat prick.

The Grim Reaper said...

Do we have to call him Lard Prescunt now?

John Whitley said...

Well there's a simple solution to this:

ABOLISH THE FUCKING HOUSE OF LORDS!

Captain Haddock said...

Well, the fat Twunt claims he only accepted a Peerage "to make Pauline a lady" ..

Has no-one told him that no matter how hard one tries, one simply cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear ?

microdave said...

"Do we have to call him Lard Prescunt now?"

You might feel obliged to call him Lord (or Lard), I certainly don't. If I ever have the misfortune to meet him, or Mandlebum, I'll remind them that respect needs to be earned...

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

@MicroDave "If I ever have the misfortune to meet him, or Mandlebum, I'll remind them that respect needs to be earned..."

Heh, you could always throw an egg at him :)

Don't throw a pie - he'll just catch it in his teeth.

microdave said...

"Don't throw a pie - he'll just catch it in his teeth."

I'll make sure it contains a delayed action explosive charge. I'm thinking back to the Monty Python sketch with the fat guy in a restaurant who eats until he explodes...

Mitch said...

Truly Vermin in Ermin.

Kingbingo said...

I've never met Prescott, but once I was sat in one of the HoC bars and he swings in to meet the bloke sat just behind me.

The bloke he was meeting offered to buy him a drink, (and just remember how subsidised they are). Prescott refused and got the guy to go back to his whitehall office, because he had a 'free' drinks cabinet.

He actually used the word 'free'.

Tintin said...

@ Captain Haddock
Wrong part of the Lady (if you'll excuse the expression) pig. Think rear end.