Sunday, 8 August 2010

Shock! Horror!

So, I went out for lunch with a rather stellar old school chum yesterday. We had a stellar time, a good old gossip, I got horrendously drunk and she picked up the tab, I think it was about a blow job short of the perfect date.

But the curious thing was her smoking. She smoked before, during and after the meal and it didn't bother me in the slightest. I didn't even realise it until I got home. And my clothes didn't stink, either.

So I say to all of you killjoys who bitch about people smoking in public, in the great outdoors: chill, live and let live, it's all good.

Oh, and fuck off, you fascist cunts.

4 comments:

Dick Puddlecote said...

Oh, you've encountered @DuncanBannatyne then? ;)

Anonymous said...

Not in the UK then?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Yeah, sat outside a restaurant in London.

Jon Pearson said...

Dunno if it's because I'm an ex-smoker but the smell bothers me massively. This would be about on par with if she sat there and messed herself during the meal :o(