I had no idea up until this morning, when I was.informed that my racism has manifested itself in a particularly ugly act of race-oriented bigotry and vindictiveness: I have not made a financial contribution to Diane Abbott’s leadership campaign.
Really, Tom? Shucks, you know for years, lefty wibblers have been dropping this shit on us all the time, to the extent where calling someone a racist is now as meaningless as calling someone Tom. If we're not racist, then we're sexist, or disablist, or worst of all: "not progressive".
I'm thrilled to see that these little pinpricks of fatuity get under your skin. Welcome to the world you enthusiastically helped to create in your own Blairite way.
I do fully realise that it'll be far too much to expect you to remember all this shit when your lot take over next time, but while you're in misery about something else, I'm even happier.