Saturday, 4 September 2010

Fuck my life

So there I was, having a dream about watching some multi-level marketers in action (no, I don't know either!) I think I must have woken up from the boredom and suddenly thought: "Why am I still asleep?" I checked my watch and it said half-eight. In a panic, I launched myself out of bed, calling to my daughter to wake her up. As I reached her room, my brain finally worked out that there was a pretty good fucking reason as to why the alarm hadn't gone off, seeing as it was a fucking Saturday.

Fuck.

12 comments:

wheniwas8 said...

As my mother would say 'Well, you are up now! Enjoy the day, get on with things, go and tidy that garden!'

I reckon this is just what you want to hear now:)

Jill said...

I dreamed that I was one of those mime street performers who spray themselves gold or silver (and woke up at 6am).

RantinRab said...

Stop your whining you Monday to Friday fucking cunt!

Mitch said...

What a bellend!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it worse when you think it's Saturday, stay tucked up only to find it's only Friday?

It was a short week you senile twat.

John Demetriou said...

This is a sign.

You're burning out, and you need a holiday.

Get onto a website and book one.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Have that second cup of espresso and extra sauce on your bacon sarnie, then take the penis extension for a ride. You'll be fine in next to no time.

Johnnyrvf said...

Hah! I woke up at 11 am , nice cup of proper French coffee in bed and then the post arrived with a parcel I had'nt been expecting for another week......have a bon fin du weekend!

The Lakelander said...

Have you ever visited:

www.fmylife.com

It's guaranteed to make you laugh

Sean O'Hare said...

You woke up at 8:30am and posted this at 08:47? Don't you have more important things to do on a Saturday morning like slash, shit, shower...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I slash and shit in bed, usually. It's more efficient that way!

microdave said...

That's what happens when you get old.

Bedpan for Obo....