So there I was, having a dream about watching some multi-level marketers in action (no, I don't know either!) I think I must have woken up from the boredom and suddenly thought: "Why am I still asleep?" I checked my watch and it said half-eight. In a panic, I launched myself out of bed, calling to my daughter to wake her up. As I reached her room, my brain finally worked out that there was a pretty good fucking reason as to why the alarm hadn't gone off, seeing as it was a fucking Saturday.
Fuck.
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As my mother would say 'Well, you are up now! Enjoy the day, get on with things, go and tidy that garden!'
I reckon this is just what you want to hear now:)
I dreamed that I was one of those mime street performers who spray themselves gold or silver (and woke up at 6am).
Stop your whining you Monday to Friday fucking cunt!
What a bellend!
Isn't it worse when you think it's Saturday, stay tucked up only to find it's only Friday?
It was a short week you senile twat.
This is a sign.
You're burning out, and you need a holiday.
Get onto a website and book one.
Have that second cup of espresso and extra sauce on your bacon sarnie, then take the penis extension for a ride. You'll be fine in next to no time.
Hah! I woke up at 11 am , nice cup of proper French coffee in bed and then the post arrived with a parcel I had'nt been expecting for another week......have a bon fin du weekend!
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www.fmylife.com
It's guaranteed to make you laugh
You woke up at 8:30am and posted this at 08:47? Don't you have more important things to do on a Saturday morning like slash, shit, shower...
I slash and shit in bed, usually. It's more efficient that way!
That's what happens when you get old.
Bedpan for Obo....
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