Look, you fucking pair of middle-class myopic fuckwitted cunts: a) there is no fucking proof whatsoever that man is causing global warming or that there is even such a thing as global warming at the moment; b) even if there is, it's not clear that focus on CO2 is going to do anything to fix it; and c) fuck you.
A pair of doctors have said that British parents should have fewer children, because kids cause carbon emissions and climate change. The two medics suggest that choosing to have a third child is the same as buying a patio heater or driving a gas-guzzling car, and that GPs should advise their patients against it.
Writing in the British Medical Journal, John Guillebaud (emeritus professor of family planning at UCL) and Pip Hayes (a GP) raise the spectre of global population explosion, and suggest that the children of the developed world are a particularly severe carbon burden.
Just go fuck yourselves with rusty spades, OK?