Oh, for God's sake...

... and I'm an atheist!

The Telegraph advises:

Parents are to receive official letters telling them if their child has a weight problem under a Government crackdown on obesity, it has been announced.

Look: just fuck off, OK? We're not fucking stupid, we know if our kids are fat, skinny, tall or short. For fuck's sake!

Ah! But it gets even better:

The Government cannot force parents to allow their child to be weighed and measured because it would breach Human Rights legislation, Dr Cavendish said.

Good old yoomin rights, eh? Where would we be without them!?

He said there was a balancing act between being a 'nanny state' and being a 'neglectful state'.

No, you fucking weapons-grade cocktrumpet, there is no fucking balancing act: IT IS NONE OF THE STATE'S FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT SHAPE I, YOU, MY KIDS, MY DOGS, MY FUCKING BUDGERIGAR OR ANY FUCKING OTHER THING IS!!

NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!


Update: The Croydonian has also covered this leading off with the glorious line:

The chin-rich environment that is Ivan Lewis...

Excuse me while I snigger.