The chaplain to the London Stock Exchange may be forced to walk the plank after demanding that gay chaps be tattooed with cig-packet-style health warnings highlighting the evils of boy-on-boy.
The Rev Peter Mullen, 66, declared on his blog: "It is time that religious believers began to recommend ... discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets. Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."
I've been fellated many times, albeit never by a bloke. Shall I get the missus tattooed on the chin? And I'm too much of a gentleman to make any remarks about taking young ladies up the Oxo Tower, although I have done so. And on purpose, on occasion! Am I doomed to eternal damnation and hellfire?
8 comments:
"When Lord Clancy became a nancy
it sure upset the family's fancy.
So, in order to protect 'im,
did have inscribed upon his rectum:
'All commoners must now yield steerage,
this arsehole is reserved for peerage."
(trad)
Aye thang yow...
I thought fags already had health warnings?
"Fellatio Kills"? Sounds like a character in a porn version of "The Merchant of Venice" (now available on DVD from WH Smith).
Nah, Fellatio was in Hamlet.
Obonoxio. Yes, you are going to hell but not for sodomy. I somehow suspect your crimes are much worse than that.
A geek getting laid?
Now that is funny.
@nbc: and by an actual, live human woman, too.
In reply to that last question, apparently not. I once stumbled across a slightly pervy Christian website that said there are a load of approving references in the Bibble to men doing women up the bum.
Which was a great relief to me ... until I remembered I was an atheist anyway.
Alas, poor Fellatio. I knew him well.
Ok....somebody else take it from there.
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