The papers are full of it. Personally, I think what a man calls his mates is between the two of them and none of my fucking business.
But Cuntface Dave and all the other indistinguishable trendy progressives are wanking themselves into a faux Righteous fury about it, and Harry has been forced to apologise for something he said two years ago.
Harry, my only regret is that you apologised. I wish you'd told the self-righteous, pompous cunts to go fuck themselves with a rusty spade.
Update: The Lovely Trixy is also unamused, as is the Tedious Old Godbotherer. And probably lots of other people.
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If you want to find out (without joining up!) what sort of language is "everyday" in the Army, check out the threads at ARRSE dealing with Parade Ground Bollokings and the wondrous grasp of swearing held by so many drill sergeants.
Then this seems like utter rubbish.
The Penguin
I vaguely recall one, whereby the drill sergeant told one unfortunate with two right feet - "You do that again, you utter cunt, and I'll shove this pace stick through your fucking ears and ride you round the parade ground like a fucking hobbyhorse!"
It's true ... the one fond memory I have of my time in the army was some of the fantastic turns of phrase that the drill sergeants came up with.
I've set up a Fun Online Poll Have you ever used the word 'Paki'?
BIG story this one - something someone said two years ago.
Plenty of squaddies been killed since then, never mind, brush all that under the carpet and report on the BIG story.
Stolen but apposite
"Jock Drill Pig extraordinaire at Strensall, during the passing off parade practice.
Now when I give you the order, I want yae tae rip yer head and eyes overrrrr.
2 attempts later..
Nae Guid Chentlemen - Riiiiip them over , I want tae hear yer eyeballs rattle....
5 attempts later........
Oh gawd, what a bag o'bollix ... Fae fooks sake, rip them over chentlemen, like you would rip a Paki off your seester......
Parade collapses - Drill pig raves about queers...."
From Part Time Pongo on ARRSE
The Penguin
Just who is Harry Hewitts grandad?
ERM....
ERM....
Bwaahahahahaha!!!
I suppose when Harry is firing his machine gun at a bunch of terrorist ragheads he must take care not to offend them by using inappropriate epithets.
ARRSE....one of my favourite forums. The Naafi Bar is sublime.
Harry HEWITT? Surely not...someone will be telling me Princess Di's dead next!
I'm always amazed by incidents like these!
The only problem I have with the term 'paki' is that its used for others who aren't even Pakistanis; like Indians, Bangladeshis, Sri Lankan and even some North Africans.
Most usages should be excused because they are simply attempting to label the persons nationality or ancestral origin. But oddly, because the labelled person also happens to have a darker skin its use automatically becomes a racist one. How did this happen?
Why is it that abbreviations or colloquialisms like 'paki' or 'chinky' are offensive but Brit, Scot, Pom, Aussie or Yank not so?
Where will this madness end! Are we soon to be told that we can't call the Polish people Poles but instead have to refer to them as Central European Whites?
Most little towns have shops run by Pakistanis. They are all referred to as 'The paki shop', no matter what it says above the door.
Nobody ever considers it might be derogatory. It's just their way of identifying the shop. If they really were all racists, as the Righteous want us to believe, then why do those shops do such roaring trade?
I couldn't believe how many professionally offended came out of the woodwork on this one. The Muslim council of Britain? What on Earth has it to do with them?
The only one who doesn't seem offended is the guy the remark was aimed at. For everyone else it's bandwagon time.
As for the Cameroids, if they want to be the people who run the country, I'd have more faith in them if they were to grow up a little. Sticks and stones, Davy boy, sticks and stones.
Just noticed that Iain Dale raises similar points as I (and Leg-iron) have above.
Illogicality of Language
Just been watching Sky News... I've no idea how they can report the story with a straight face. Such gravity; I wouldn't be surprised if we see masses of people laying flowers outside St James's Palace in the morning!
Does anyone know if its an offence to call us Brits, Brits in Pakistan. There again there are hardly any Pakis there now they are all in the UK
The BBC inform me this is the most important and disgraceful thing ever said in the history of the British Monarchy and could cost us the Empire, if not our role as leader of the free world. It might even cause a fall in the value of Sterling.
When I saw this at the weekend I thought 2 so what?"
WTF do they think lads say to one another? They will all have nicknames, some funny, some rude some obscene. It's very similar to an all boys school in that respect. Chalky is usually black, Dusty is a Miller by surname, Knobby.........don't ask. Storm im a dolls tea cup I reckon, blown out of all proportion by the Sunday bastard MSM. Twats!
Pengy............that quote from Pongo on ARRSE was absolutely bloody wonderful. Made my day.
The "tanned gentleman" in question is almost certainly what is referred to as a FLOPPY i.e. Fucking Lazy Overseas Prick. Look it up on Arrse.
Harry shouldn't have apologised.
Hunted with RMA & Sandhurst. The language sometimes was a fucking disgrace!;o
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