Splitters!

Well, the factions are all out in force. In the one corner, we have the People's Front of Judea. In the other corner, we have the Judean People's Front. And in the other other corner, we have the Popular People's Front of Judea. And in the other other other corner, we have as near as damn it, 61 million people who are being lied to; stolen from; bullied; spied on; told how to live their lives; told what to think, what to eat, drink and especially NOT - smoke.

And whereas I think the PFJ may originally have had a point, they have long since erased any sympathy from me or anybody else I speak to about it because they have been so unrelentingly obsessive about it. Frankly, even for the intermong, this has been fatuous.

The JPF have been stirring the shit, which is, frankly, what they do best. The PPFJ have tried to move on, but the remarkably un-Christian nature of the PFJ have rendered those efforts to no avail.

And still, we have 61 million people being fucked up the arse like an attractive Bulgarian lad. The very people who claim to adhere to the ideology that I believe can set us free are spending their days involved in very unedifying, puerile, trite and banal playground internecine warfare.

Really.

The PFJ are still quite literally stamping their feet, pouting and saying "but she started it..." six fucking months later. The JPF is still sniggering and making comments about the size of the PFJ's dinkies and how the PFJ all stink like doo-doo farts. The PPFJ is still saying "but I didn't do anything".

Seriously, kids, fucking ALL say your sorry: sorry to each other and especially fucking sorry to us for having to put up with this shit for six fucking months. You are all* at fault, and if you want to be considered as grownups, then start fucking behaving like grownups. And if you can't forgive and forget, shut your fucking whiny arses up, the grownups are fucking sick of your petulant witterings.

If you don't either kiss and make up or shut the fuck up, I'm going to have to fucking hunt each and every one of you fuckers down, flay you and roll you in salt.

And then fucking render you down for bio-diesel.

Remember the 61 million. Remember what is actually important.

* Well, maybe not the JPF. I like a wind-up merchant as much as the next man.

Update: Bastard fuck published first. Oh well, fuck you too.

Is there really?

Shahid Malik tells the Guardian there is 'immense anger' in British Muslim communities over developments in the Middle East

Sure about that? Sure it's not just a handful of loonies and professional victims?

Just asking, is all.

Prince Harry "takes after grandfather" shock

The papers are full of it. Personally, I think what a man calls his mates is between the two of them and none of my fucking business.

But Cuntface Dave and all the other indistinguishable trendy progressives are wanking themselves into a faux Righteous fury about it, and Harry has been forced to apologise for something he said two years ago.

Harry, my only regret is that you apologised. I wish you'd told the self-righteous, pompous cunts to go fuck themselves with a rusty spade.

Update: The Lovely Trixy is also unamused, as is the Tedious Old Godbotherer. And probably lots of other people.

You have entered the Twilight Zone

Deedeedeedee, deedeedeedee ...

WHITE workers should benefit from "positive discrimination" to help them fend off competition from better-skilled immigrants, equalities chief Trevor Phillips urged today.

If there was ever conclusive proof that multiculturalism doesn't work, it's when it's used to defend the "villains".

Hat tip to the Croydonian.

Oh, the Righteous gnashing of teeth and wailing ...

I had to change my kecks after reading this:

Tarique Ghaffur and his family are being protected by private bodyguards, following his public claims about discrimination in the force.

His lawyer, Shahrokh Mireskandari, accused the Met's deputy commissioner, Sir Paul Stephenson, of "inciting hatred" by telling Britain's top Asian policeman to "shut up and get on with his job".

"That is inciting hatred," he said.

"We are extremely concerned."

Mr Ghaffur added: "In light of the tone of Sir Paul Stephenson's statement, I am now extremely concerned for my personal safety and those close to me including family and supporters alike."

I'm sorry, "inciting hatred"? How the fuck does "shut up and get on with your fucking job" constitute "inciting hatred"? Does this mean that I can demand police protection when my boss tells me to "stop talking and get on with what I pay you for"?

Fucking result!

Jesus, are these people all fucking barking mad, or what??????

More on Derrick Campbell

Or should that be "moron Derrick Campbell"?

Via comments on Mark Wadsworth's blog, the woman on a raft shares a couple of interesting URLs (her tale is well worth a read):

Derrick chipping in about a blacked-up Cameron.

Derrick has his say about gay adoption.

Derrick has a rethink about his attitude towards gay adoption.

Did I call him an utter cunt? I was wrong. He's a hypocritical, utter cunt.

More Slavery Shite

Fuck. Via DK I see that the morally righteous and permanently indignant are fucking with education again to justify more professional victim cockwaffle make it clearer how much we owe slaves for enriching our lives.

As he says, I wonder if they will actually tell kids that

the nineteenth-century costs of suppression were bigger than the eighteenth-century profits

or that

it was costing financial capital – Britain did indeed pay heavily in ‘subsidies’ to other European countries to induce them to give up or at least curtail their trade in slaves; somewhat less to numerous chiefs on the African coast for the same purpose; vast sums to its own slave-owners in the West Indies to purchase the freedom of their slaves in 1833; more again to meet the costs of maintaining a squadron on the coast of Africa. It has been estimated that great as was the wealth generated by the slave trade in the half century before 1807, the costs of suppressing it added up to a similar sum:¹ “.. by any more reasonable assessment of profits and direct costs, the nineteenth-century costs of suppression were certainly bigger than the eighteenth-century benefits.” Above all, the campaign was costing the lives of British seamen: a sacrifice that might be worth making to put an end to the slave trade, but a sacrifice wasted if the only result was further suffering for many of the trade’s victims.

So ... Britain already paid hugely over the odds in both money and lives to end a trade that was common practice in the world for milennia before (and probably still goes on today to a much lesser degree in dark shadows.) Will our educators be trumpeting the great moral victory that our ancestors achieved? Will there be respect for the thousands of British seamen who died for the slaves? Will there be accolades for the vast sums of money paid to people from other countries to stop them slaving?

Or do you think that professional victims will be given a new base upon which to build a client base of further victims? Will this be a way of encouraging professional victims like Derrick Campbell to milk more "community cohesion funding" from us? Will there be Counselling Centres built in Sandwell for victims of slavery?

Shall we flip a coin, or do you want to hazard a guess?