Jellyfish usually die after propagating but Turritopsis reverts to a sexually immature stage after reaching adulthood and is capable of rejuvenating itself.
So, once you've had a shag, you go back to being a pubescent teen again.
Preying Mantises tend to get bad press in the Cheers-For-The-Fuck department too.
I'll settle for the local nightclub, the hostel round the corner which rents rooms by the hour, and going home to the missus early enough to avoid suspicion.
Isn't this just an excuse for jellyfish paedophiles?: "honest guv, it was an adult when I mated with it but they reverted to a child straight afterwards"
Sad news - a row has broken out casting a shadow over Blunkett's forthcoming nuptials after his fiancee discovered he had cancelled the photographer to save a few quid.
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Death or acne?
That would be cool, you could avoid all the balls ups you made first time round.
I can well understand. My first sexual experience made me want to go back to wanking too. Tip: it is not ideal for you both to be virgins.
But for a really bad post-coital experience check out the life-cycle of male bees.
Preying Mantises tend to get bad press in the Cheers-For-The-Fuck department too.
I'll settle for the local nightclub, the hostel round the corner which rents rooms by the hour, and going home to the missus early enough to avoid suspicion.
Meanwhile an ex-home secretary is making plans for his old age health care....
Why isn't this cheesy shite included in your post
Isn't this just an excuse for jellyfish paedophiles?:
"honest guv, it was an adult when I mated with it but they reverted to a child straight afterwards"
Sad news - a row has broken out casting a shadow over Blunkett's forthcoming nuptials after his fiancee discovered he had cancelled the photographer to save a few quid.
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