Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Who wants to live forever?

It sounds kind of cool:

Jellyfish usually die after propagating but Turritopsis reverts to a sexually immature stage after reaching adulthood and is capable of rejuvenating itself.


So, once you've had a shag, you go back to being a pubescent teen again.

Niiice!

8 comments:

AntiCitizenOne said...

Death or acne?

Tuesday Kid said...

That would be cool, you could avoid all the balls ups you made first time round.

Dave H said...

I can well understand. My first sexual experience made me want to go back to wanking too. Tip: it is not ideal for you both to be virgins.

But for a really bad post-coital experience check out the life-cycle of male bees.

All Seeing Eye said...

Preying Mantises tend to get bad press in the Cheers-For-The-Fuck department too.

I'll settle for the local nightclub, the hostel round the corner which rents rooms by the hour, and going home to the missus early enough to avoid suspicion.

The Penguin said...

Meanwhile an ex-home secretary is making plans for his old age health care....

AntiCitizenOne said...

Why isn't this cheesy shite included in your post

Ross said...

Isn't this just an excuse for jellyfish paedophiles?:
"honest guv, it was an adult when I mated with it but they reverted to a child straight afterwards"

The Penguin said...

Sad news - a row has broken out casting a shadow over Blunkett's forthcoming nuptials after his fiancee discovered he had cancelled the photographer to save a few quid.

The Penguin