Sunday, 15 February 2009

Jacqui accused of lying about Saarf Lahndahn

British public snores.

Calls for the police to release records of Jacqboot's stayovers will be cheerfully ignored on grounds of "privacy and public safety".

Ho hum.


Oldrightie said...

I don't think the public are snoring, more like stretching and looking around, as they wake from a very, very long snooze!

The Penguin said...

I have arranged Jacqui's salvation.

The Penguin