Drinking steaming hot tea has been linked with an increased risk of oesophageal (food tube) cancer, Iranian scientists have found.
WTF? All these years we've been reading about the health benefits of green teas and stuff, and now it turns out it's going to kill us because we drink them neat?
Look you fucking health nazis, any fucking thing done to extremes will damage you. But what will we have now? Fucking health warnings on PG Tips? Tea only sold to over-18s? Licenses to sell tea?
Just fucking fuck off, all of you!
Tip of the clown wig to the very scary lady.