Friday, 15 May 2009

We move on ...

... from the "it was all within the rules" meme to the "submitted in error" meme.

Every single troughing cunt who has offered to repay money is doing so because s/he "submitted a claim in error".

Every single one.

Listen, you fucking incompetent fucks: if you can't manage your fucking expenses properly, why the cunting fuck do you expect us to manage the country properly?

You arrogant, thieving, bastarding, weasel-worded cunts: "a plague upon all your houses" doesn't even fucking begin to describe it.

And as for that arrogant fuck, Shahid Malik: come here you little fuckweasel and let me show you some real fucking justice.

10 comments:

cartermagna said...

come here you little fuckweasel and let me show you some real fucking justice.If only mate. I would give my right nut for 5 minutes in a locked room with any of the venal bastards.

Sean said...

Fight! fight! fight! pulls his fucking ears of, and dont forget to nut him at the same time.

Joe public said...

About your Hero of the Day:-


Iain Dale's Quote of the Day:

Sky News presenter: Can I ask why a £800 massage chair is so important to you?

Shahid Malik: You see, I'd have more respect for you if you were honest about the figures. You know full well it is £730.

Mitch said...

Oh shit! I just beat an MP to death with a frozen chicken!!!

good job I did it in error so it doesn't count for legal purposes.

Anonymous said...

We must march on Parliament NOW

grace the collie said...

“I wanted good bookcases not shoddy ones”
so I would avoid Ikea Tam Dalyell but they cost £30 and not £18fuckingthousandpounds.
w.v hootr.....sounds like hooters.

Old Bag said...

do you think that the next time the green book is published, it should all be in pictures so the dumb fucks can understand it better?

JuliaM said...

£18,000 for bookcases...?!?

What were they made from, for god's sake? Ivory?

Lancastrian Oik said...

Jesus Christ on a little pink tricycle- this little bastard needs to be boiled alive in his own piss.

Harri the constantly angry one said...

JuliaM said...
£18,000 for bookcases...?!?

What were they made from, for god's sake? Ivory?

16-May-2009 07:19:00

Was it not Hilter and the Nazis who had lampshades and other items of 'fixtures and fittings' made from human skin and tattoos in particular?

Bookshelves made from the skin of chavs? £18,000 seems a bit of a bargain to me.