Huh? It's too hot for anything too intellectual. Here's another joke....
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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How very apt that your moniker is that of a clown, as stupidity takes many guises, but non so obvious than a ridiculous court jester
Huh? It's too hot for anything too intellectual. Here's another joke....
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
They could do with that driver in Cambridge.
Oh, and "No Leader But Gobshite" - Fuck Off.
The Penguin
"They could do with that driver in Cambridge."
I'm on it! All I need is a large yank tank! :o)
Says the person using the king of all court jesters as his display picture?
No Leader is a TWAT
Fucking glorious!
Have that, velocepedalists.
AJ
WV: mulab - what the next Labour leader will be head of.
"Not so fucking righteous now, are they, the pedallists?"
Wanna bet...?
And yeah, I thought of this poster when I read that report... ;)
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