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Tuesday, 21 July 2009
Pikeys in taxis
Why do these cunts feel the need to share their life stories with me? Can't they just shut the fuck up? It's like being on the train with some loud-mouthed cuntweasel shouting at his fucking mobile.
I currently commute an hour and ten minutes each way to the netherlands of Ruislip in the morning. Not a single conversation usually, although yesterday had some prissy rich privileged toff, talking in posh tones wearing linen trousers next to me... on the way back
Felt like feeling him up just to stop him talking..
Fidel we may have been in different taxis! I affected a Yank twang on the Falls (I rarely went there) as i'd last longer than with my pukka Home counties tones. Best time was in '02 before we were knee deep in Polacks & Aleksandr & I got in. We are yakking away pa-rooski. We got reported to the paramilitaries as "not local".
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Have you had the "My 100 best fights"? in a futile attempt to intimidate you. Tell them you are just out of Purdysburn (secure unit in Belfast).
I currently commute an hour and ten minutes each way to the netherlands of Ruislip in the morning. Not a single conversation usually, although yesterday had some prissy rich privileged toff, talking in posh tones wearing linen trousers next to me... on the way back
Felt like feeling him up just to stop him talking..
@oleuanna: would you like a refund?
Belfast used to be the best, you'ld see them eyeing you in the mirror for a bit, then..
"Thess yerr forsssst tayme here?"
"No, been coming here for years"
"Yee'll remammber the troubles then?"
Sigh... "Yes"
"So, de ye thenk there'll be a united Ireland then?"
sigh.. "Do I look like I could give a fuck?"
And the rest of the journey was a breeze
(excuse my feeble attempt at an Ulster brogue, I was merely trying to recapture the moments in all their glory)
Fidel we may have been in different taxis! I affected a Yank twang on the Falls (I rarely went there) as i'd last longer than with my pukka Home counties tones. Best time was in '02 before we were knee deep in Polacks & Aleksandr & I got in. We are yakking away pa-rooski. We got reported to the paramilitaries as "not local".
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