Wednesday, 1 July 2009

The road to hell ... *

... is paved with good intentions. I was determined to get back into the swing of blogging, but the heat, the flies and the incessant beating of drums have left me lying in my tent with only gin and tonic and a punkawallah for company.

* See what I did there?

9 comments:

Catosays said...

If you don't want the gin, then be so good as to pass it over here. I can find a good home for it.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

It is rather warm. I'm sweating like a fat lass in a disco.

SaltedSlug said...

Fact for the day: The gin was originally a mixer for the tonic water, rather than the other way 'round. Tonic was very bitter due to all the Quinine they had in it. And we like Gin.

So there you go.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I hate tonic. Another fact for the day.

Dr Finlay's casebook said...

Dont forget Rab - drink plenty of water to stop you dehydrating.

Mark Wadsworth said...

That's 'cause you spend too much time Twittering. Ta for link, BTW.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Q. Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy

A. I don’t know and I don’t care

Warsteiner said...

Bit of a sizzler here today.

Just like to ask, if you stay out in the sun do you turn into a pink obo?

Anonymous said...

pigeons pecking on me maise and flustering in the hinterhof?
plus razored right up with sun oil
and gleaming in the mid-day sun?
she´s got a dead kipper but licked until it smells of dogs breath?