Ah Jesus cunting fuck shit cunt!!
What the cunting fuck is this nation coming to? There are so many cockwiping cars sporting special disability parking permits, they are fucking outnumbering the number of people who actually pay to park somewhere. I was utterly gobfucked today, went for a coffee, and squeezed into what was left of the only vacant parking bay, because some dipshit cow fucker had parked neatly across two fucking bays, the arse-sucking fucktard.
When I walked past the cunting car on my way to St. Arbucks, I noticed that he had a "disabled" parking permit in his windscreen. And the guy behind him. And two cars further back. And the next one. And two cars further back. And so on. Out of about 20 bays on the street, more than half of them were occupied by cars driven by or otherwise hauling disabled drivers. And then there were the double yellow lines, where, if I'm not mistaken, you are not allowed to park. Unless of course, you have a cunting disabled parking permit.
So an entire street is blocked by crippled cockmunchers who can't be arsed park in a bay or park somewhere legally. Or is it?
Because invariably, every time I see anyone get into or out of a car with a cripple permit, they are healthier and more spritely than I. I've never even seen one of the cunts use a walking stick, let alone a fucking wheelchair or anything serious.
Which cocktard council fuckwit dreamed this little scat-filled fantasy up then?
Why the cunting fuck are these thieving cock munchers (who are probably fucking dole scroungers as well) allowed to ride roughshod over the parking regulations just because their second cousin's third uncle has a fucking gammy leg, ARGH FUCKING CUNTING COCKSUCKING SHITSTABBING ARSEHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS!!!!!!!
Originally posted here.