I'm sitting outside a restaurant in a shopping centre in St Julians called Bay Street. The food is great, and the place is really buzzing, I don't think I've seen anything like it.
But the thing I've never ever really seen is such a sea of fucking gorgeous women, I mean like supermodel gorgeous. Whereas on a normal night out, you may see a handful of absolute babes and a sea of munters, here there are literally a sea of babes and a handful of munters. It's unbelievable. I've seen Vogue magazine shoots with a higher proportion of hippopotami.
And they have such style, they look hot as all fuck, but not a single one of them looks slutty. Even the ones that are "just" normally attractive are all dressed in such as way as to maximise their appeal without looking cheap.
And just think, I could be in Newcastle instead.