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Does that mean you'll tell us what it was?
Are you pissed again, or just hallucinating? The more things change, the more they stay the same.... :o)
Give us a fakin clue, you cant leave it at that.
You have to be kidding. It was bad enough the first time, now we are even more frustrated! What a way to spoil someone's weekend...
Phorensic was inadmissable, got off on a technicality.
I'm saying nothing ... :o>
Oh, what the fuck: it involves a car, a money transfer and a small oversight on my part... :o)
Now we know why people hate clowns!!.I reckon sheep,barb wire and mint sauce were involved.
You got caught soliciting?
You smuggled Lady Cuntland out of the UK and got her a job as Michelle Obama's maid?
Who's Lady Cuntland? Margaret Thatcher?wv: derchWhat happens when clowns fall off their perch?!
I thought it might have been your other half had almost discovered your scat porn collection
Obnoxio The Clown said... Oh, what the fuck: it involves a car, a money transfer and a small oversight on my part... :o)03-Oct-2009 18:24:00So, to cut to the chase, you were kerb crawling, found a tart in a very short skirt, agreed on the price for said 'services'... Knobbed it furiously for three whole minutes and then discovered a pair of huge hairy bollocks where the maff should have been !Well Obo, if you refuse to divulge the true horrifc details... one can only speculate and assume !Cant be too far out though !That will teach you !
lol.wv: derveWhat happens when clowns lose their nerve and take a swerve?!
My goodness Obnoxio, I had no idea five big girls would fit inside the little panda car you borrowed.BTW, did you make bail?
Come clean, cunt-lugs - clever Clowns confess confidential carelessness !!! ...
Guess your relief came when you found out the funds cleared, AFTER you'd handed over the keys to the wheels.wv - the nearly appropriate "costles"
Does it involve a drive through at McDonalds? Did the local chav kids mistake you for Ronald? Was the temptation too great for you to resist?The mind boggles...WV: tosemeHmmmm
Okay Obo, Its now down to one of two possibles, you were in the garage, sitting in/on your penis extension... wanking like a madman, when suddenly you were caught ( excuse the pun ) 'red handed ' by the mather outlaw ! after offering fistfulls of cash to said mother-out-law, to keep gob shut !She duly told you to ' fuck off 'And reminded you 'it was only a matter of time' ?Well Obo... out with it !
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