Saturday 3 October 2009

OK ...

... it looks like I got away with it. Was still an incredibly fucking stupid thing to do, though!

19 comments:

Martin said...

Does that mean you'll tell us what it was?

Pam Nash said...

Are you pissed again, or just hallucinating? The more things change, the more they stay the same.... :o)

Mitch said...

Give us a fakin clue, you cant leave it at that.

Skittler said...

You have to be kidding. It was bad enough the first time, now we are even more frustrated! What a way to spoil someone's weekend...

Norton Folgate said...

Phorensic was inadmissable, got off on a technicality.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I'm saying nothing ... :o>

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Oh, what the fuck: it involves a car, a money transfer and a small oversight on my part... :o)

Mitch said...

Now we know why people hate clowns!!.

I reckon sheep,barb wire and mint sauce were involved.

Quiet_Man said...

You got caught soliciting?

SteveShark said...

You smuggled Lady Cuntland out of the UK and got her a job as Michelle Obama's maid?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Who's Lady Cuntland? Margaret Thatcher?

wv: derch

What happens when clowns fall off their perch?!

Bristol Dave said...

I thought it might have been your other half had almost discovered your scat porn collection

Harri the suspicious said...

Obnoxio The Clown said...
Oh, what the fuck: it involves a car, a money transfer and a small oversight on my part... :o)

03-Oct-2009 18:24:00

So, to cut to the chase, you were kerb crawling, found a tart in a very short skirt, agreed on the price for said 'services'... Knobbed it furiously for three whole minutes and then discovered a pair of huge hairy bollocks where the maff should have been !

Well Obo, if you refuse to divulge the true horrifc details... one can only speculate and assume !

Cant be too far out though !

That will teach you !

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

lol.

wv: derve

What happens when clowns lose their nerve and take a swerve?!

MTG said...

My goodness Obnoxio, I had no idea five big girls would fit inside the little panda car you borrowed.

BTW, did you make bail?

Chief_Sceptic said...

Come clean, cunt-lugs - clever Clowns confess confidential carelessness !!! ...

Joe Public said...

Guess your relief came when you found out the funds cleared, AFTER you'd handed over the keys to the wheels.

wv - the nearly appropriate "costles"

Anonymous said...

Does it involve a drive through at McDonalds? Did the local chav kids mistake you for Ronald? Was the temptation too great for you to resist?
The mind boggles...


WV: toseme
Hmmmm

Harri, now i am really suspicous said...

Okay Obo, Its now down to one of two possibles, you were in the garage, sitting in/on your penis extension... wanking like a madman, when suddenly you were caught ( excuse the pun ) 'red handed ' by the mather outlaw ! after offering fistfulls of cash to said mother-out-law, to keep gob shut !

She duly told you to ' fuck off '

And reminded you 'it was only a matter of time' ?

Well Obo... out with it !