Friday 30 October 2009

When you're in a fucking hole, what is rule number one?

Could it be: "stop digging"?

Evidently not:

A day after apologising to the House of Commons for claiming second home allowances on a house in which he let his parents live rent-free, the Labour MP came out fighting to defend his colleagues over the expenses scandal.

He told GMTV: "It may be a system that the people don't like, and I understand the debate around that, but I think overwhelmingly the MPs have not been fiddling, diddling and going into criminality."


Of course not, you mendacious cock-sniffing fuckmonkey.

The house, in his constituency of Harrow East, where he admitting staying a maximum of 66 days in a year, is just eight miles from the “main” home he shares with his wife.


I spend about 66 days a year from home, and I don't get the chance to fund a second fucking house out of it, you arrogant cunt weasel. And EIGHT FUCKING MILES from your main home?

Fuck off you cunt. You got off fucking lightly. Shut the fuck up and be grateful, or we will be fucking come for you with pitchforks and torches.

8 comments:

Mitch said...

Lets just skip to the pitchfork thing anyway.

Shug Niggurath said...

There might be a lot of us that fancy pitchforks and torches, but truth be told it's not gonna happen unfortunately.

But yeah, 100% on the money, there's no fucking way these cunts should be getting 'second home' allowances.

At best I'd be prepared to see the cabinet and opposition spokesmen being able to claim for living in the capital, they sort of need to. But for my local MP to want to have one here and one there? Fuck that. I'm well up for giving them a student halls type place where they can kip. And no fucking food claims either. Cheeky thieving cunts.

I swear to the wee man, the word verification on this page is 'rents'

Anonymous said...

I wish you blogger chaps and chapesses would begin to wonder where these MP cunts and cuntesses are coming from (in a manner of speaking).

In turn, these MP cunts and cuntesses can't understand why payment in kind, aka expences, is such a no, no with the public at large. And the 'public at large' can't understand why the MPs are upset at their lack of understanding.

Actually it's about payment in kind v expenses.

In this instance I support the MPs, even though they are mostly cunts and cuntesses.

The good news is that we may get some new blood at tne next election as a result of the hysteria. The bad news is it will be for the wrong reason.

Shug Niggurath said...

No anonymous, we know where they are coming from. They think they are VIP's, they geuninely think they work tirelessly and on behalf of their constituents.

And this thinking means they think they are undervalued at 65 grand and so they have contrived to create an expenses system which previously hid the fact that they have managed to more than double their wage.

You wont convince me that it's acceptable that we pay for the upkeep of two homes - including general repairs, furnishings and decorating, and that on top of this we feed them and cover their TV costs.

Even if it were considered acceptable by the majority of the population, that they then spend so much time stretching the rules to breaking point to maximise their financial benefit points to flaws in their character that make them less trustworthy - and in a role where integrity apparently is so important actually makes them unsuitable for the job.

Expenses are there to make sure people don't end up out of pocket at work - but these people get benefits in kind from the tax man that you or I don't and they still see fit to abuse those additional benefits.

Anonymous said...

I agree that they are arrogant and overpaid. My argument is that they are not necessarily dishonest in milking an expense system that was set up as a means of delivering a pay rise.

Call me Infidel said...

I fucking hate McNumpty. He must have been bullied at school and has spent the rest of his life trying to get his own back. I hope the prick loses his seat at the trough in a few months from now.

Anonymous said...

There is a legacy of theft in this family. Mom used to steal supplies and had for DECADES!!! To maximize damage they likely told her why::::::To establish this legacy of theft so they can justify pushing me into stealing, ensuring indifference from society's elite who will be positioned to be involved in this Situation.
The proceeds from disposition went into their pockets instead of the estate.
She clears the pantry and cases of wine, packs them in her car and drove it all home. As if she needs to pickle her brain any more.
Next time the boy shoplifts I hope he gets arrested.
They offered dishonest soldier the temptation of maximizing the prices he commands by pushing people into buying at above market value. And I suspect his selling history will attest to this. Not to mention the two $20 Starbucks gift cards he stole out of my car.
Think this will shut the tough guy up? Because I can go on about his schitzophrenia and how it makes him more likely to be a recidivist pediophile.
His parents were both good but became corrupted. As a result, he is good as well. Unfortunately, he became corrupted and subscribed to evil. The result is this internal battle of good and evil that he experieces as schitzophrenia.
And, like so many of you, he will do EVERYTHING he is told. The difference is they will ask him because of his morbid disfavor.
Just like his mom::::She lit her own house on fire intentionally.
Thank you, all of you, for stealing my jewelry. The proceeds from disposition went into their pockets instead of the estate. And they intend to do the same with the house.
May I remind you they flew to the Far East and the SouthPacific during the 50s in the context of their employment. Access to nice jewelry dirt cheap was likely at their disposal.
It was better than Mexico in the 70s!!!
I wash my hands of you all. And it was very interesting how you corrupted your children to play a part, sitting them down to divy up the costume jewelry. Or how they scurried upstairs, as if by cue, when that lush was screaming in my face.
Enjoy your "alcoholic haze". Comes through LOUD AND CLEAR. Your employer thanked me for giving you this warning, so be prepared.
I wish I threw it in its face when it was screaming at me. I wonder if it would have shut it up?
Accept loss.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Holy shit.