But I think any woman, no matter how po-faced, would struggle to describe these two as anything but a pair of cunts:
A two-year-old girl was punched in the head by two teenage girls during an attempted robbery in north-west London.
The girl was with her mother when the pair were targeted by two female suspects in Preston Road, Wembley, at about 4.45 pm on Thursday.
They demanded money from the mother before punching her in the arm and attacking her daughter.
The attackers are described as being of Mediterranean appearance and aged between 14 and 18.
What? The? Fuck?
What the fucking fuck?
What the fucking fuckkity fuck?