Sunday 8 November 2009

Cunts

A lot of women have a problem with the word "cunt". To many, it is a word which demeans the worth of women in general and marks them as slatterns, along with causing breast cancer and genital warts.

But I think any woman, no matter how po-faced, would struggle to describe these two as anything but a pair of cunts:

A two-year-old girl was punched in the head by two teenage girls during an attempted robbery in north-west London.

The girl was with her mother when the pair were targeted by two female suspects in Preston Road, Wembley, at about 4.45 pm on Thursday.

They demanded money from the mother before punching her in the arm and attacking her daughter.

The attackers are described as being of Mediterranean appearance and aged between 14 and 18.


What? The? Fuck?

What the fucking fuck?

What the fucking fuckkity fuck?

13 comments:

barnsley sime said...

Yup. Cunts. Pair of em.

Mitch said...

A duo of cockpockets. pass the Birch.

MTG said...

I would suggest Obno, that the worst thing you can call a woman is somebody else's name whilst you are making love.

Barnsley Bill said...

even worse if it is her sisters name you utter

Anonymous said...

What does 'of Mediterranean appearance' mean? Gippos?

JuliaM said...

"A lot of women have a problem with the word "cunt". "

Yet will happily wind down their windows to bellow 'Prick!' at the male driver who cuts them up...

Sauce for the goose, ladies!

Anonymous said...

I disagree with JuliaM - there's plenty of fat muffin topped pikey benefit claimants down here in the Garden of England that are only too happy to call anyone that slights them a 'fahkin' caaaaant'!

Yopu won't get plain clothes cops following THEM home and then getting the child protection unit onto them for having the temerity to tell their kids off in a supermarket. No, these ghastly creatures feed their filthy offspring as they run riot around Morrisons from the various aisles and may submit an empty packet of WOTSITS at the checkout as full and final payment!

Unknown said...

Correct me if i'm wrong but is not the word 'cunt' used in an asexual way? How many male MPs have you, rightly, called them thus.

Can't find a hard enough word to describe those two retards though.

Steve Antony Williams said...

One of my psychologist friends did some research on the "sweariness" of words once, cunt came out to be the most offensive word you can use.

microdave said...

Listen to Kevin (Bloody) Wilson's excellent "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada". He includes many alternatives given to him by women.

The Grim Reaper said...

I'm a man and I've never been offended by someone calling me a "prick" or a "dickhead" or whatever. So why women get hung up about people being called "cunts", I don't know.

I put it down to being a case of women only wanting equality when it suits them.

Nick von Mises said...

Would love to know what this means "Mediterranean appearance"

I suspect it's not Spanish, Italian or Maltese. Perhaps the southern or eastern side? You know, where the fiery people come out of Mordor.

Clive said...

Quote:
One of my psychologist friends did some research on the "sweariness" of words once, cunt came out to be the most offensive word you can use.

Not true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug