But Buell is the guys actual name, Eric Buell, so is Harley, so is Davidson, so are Honda and Suzuki. Ford was the mans name too, as was Chevrolet, Morris, Austin..... I think its a far better thing than Moon Unit Zappa, or Chlamidia, dont you?
I swear this is true: On Monday I was following a couple with several kids in tow. Pretty obviously Chav, but to confirm my suspicions, the girl turns round to a young straggler at the back: "Oi! Breezer! Hurry up!
I assume there's a possibility one of the other daughters may be called Bacardi and one of the sons Lime. These days, anything's possible!
I know of a woman of around 40 years of age with ideas WAY above her station who named her daughter "Mercedes". Yes, I swear to God it's the fucking truth. The fucking sheer snobbery of these empty-headed wannabe middle-class cunts astonishes me. That family will be lucky if they ever get to park a broken down Mondeo on the dog-shit strewn grass verge of the council estate street in which they dubiously dwell (among all the other wannabe Lottery winners). LOL!!!!!
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Ford Prefect?
the parents should be shot.
or maybe even Harley Davidson?
Honda Jones sounds pretty cool, actually. But you'd have to be retarded or pretty evil to call your kid that.
what??
Perhaps they'll have go-faster stripes tattooed down his side.
A few years ago, Suzuki brought out a bike named 'Bandit'.
Lifter, Gardener and Packer were no doubt considered inappropriate.
It's not as good as 'Blanket'.
Ch'mone muthafukka
Portia Cato?
Not sure I've got the hang of this...
WV: "obstatio"
But Buell is the guys actual name, Eric Buell, so is Harley, so is Davidson, so are Honda and Suzuki.
Ford was the mans name too, as was Chevrolet, Morris, Austin.....
I think its a far better thing than Moon Unit Zappa, or Chlamidia, dont you?
I swear this is true: On Monday I was following a couple with several kids in tow. Pretty obviously Chav, but to confirm my suspicions, the girl turns round to a young straggler at the back: "Oi! Breezer! Hurry up!
I assume there's a possibility one of the other daughters may be called Bacardi and one of the sons Lime. These days, anything's possible!
Pretentious or what?
I know of a woman of around 40 years of age with ideas WAY above her station who named her daughter "Mercedes". Yes, I swear to God it's the fucking truth. The fucking sheer snobbery of these empty-headed wannabe middle-class cunts astonishes me. That family will be lucky if they ever get to park a broken down Mondeo on the dog-shit strewn grass verge of the council estate street in which they dubiously dwell (among all the other wannabe Lottery winners). LOL!!!!!
Was she Spanish? :o)
So who did name their child Buell?
There was a young lady of Haughton
Who had one long tit and one short 'un.
To make up for that
She had a big twat
And a fart like a 500 Norton.
Sorry.
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