Sunday 13 June 2010

Dulcoease isn't helping, time to try out the Senokot

Still blogstipated ...

5 comments:

Carpe Jugulum said...

Try metamucil or some sort of purgative.

If that fails just drink beer until you're too frightened to fart.

Barnsley Bill said...

As I mentioned over on fukbook. Call in a maths teacher and ask him to work it out for you.
Or eat some raw chicken.

David Gillies said...

Four tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia in a pint of lukewarm water. You'll be able to shit into a Coke bottle at twenty paces blindfolded.

Old Holborn said...

How about I ram my cock up there and we see what falls out?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Blimey. OH has been taking lessons from JD. You could form a threesome....