A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
Take pictures of your feet
Remember she said "feet" not "meat" .
In which order?
I'd guess reverse order.
Have a wank first, get it over with ... so that has taken up about 30 seconds of your day ?Now what you are going to do for the rest of the time !Zzzzzzzzzzzz
I suppose they will have to talk, for there will be precious little to see.
Just a normal evening for you then? Remember to clean up after yourself, its no fun waking up in the morning with a sperm covered tissue stuck to your face (or so I have been told)
It's a terrible thing to wake up in the morning and wonder ......where am I , who is this person beside me and why are they dead .
You do eventually get used to it.
Body parts are so hard to dispose of . Takes weeks for the dog to eat them .boiling and flushing is useless . Ask Dennis neilson.
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