Saturday 26 June 2010

Fuck this for a game of soldiers

I'm taking the day off to sleep, wank and laze in the sun with beer.

That'll give the neighbours something to talk about!

10 comments:

Oleuanna said...

Take pictures of your feet

Mitch said...

Remember she said "feet" not "meat" .

microdave said...

In which order?

AntiCitizenOne said...

I'd guess reverse order.

Harri said...

Have a wank first, get it over with ... so that has taken up about 30 seconds of your day ?

Now what you are going to do for the rest of the time !

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Roger Thornhill said...

I suppose they will have to talk, for there will be precious little to see.

welshbloke said...

Just a normal evening for you then? Remember to clean up after yourself, its no fun waking up in the morning with a sperm covered tissue stuck to your face (or so I have been told)

Mitch said...

It's a terrible thing to wake up in the morning and wonder ......where am I , who is this person beside me and why are they dead .

Obnoxio The Clown said...

You do eventually get used to it.

Mitch said...

Body parts are so hard to dispose of . Takes weeks for the dog to eat them .boiling and flushing is useless . Ask Dennis neilson.