Saturday, 5 June 2010

It's Saturday night

As a public service, I'm happy to present this handy guide to alcohol units:



Remember, know your limits!

7 comments:

Snowolf said...

Will minimum pricing put the cost of meths up? If not, I think I spy an investment opportunity.

I'll call it WKD Glasgae.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I'd live alone on a desert island - but I'd die from the smell of my own fishy, mushy vaginal puss.

Time to go and lick it clean...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

A whole bottle of wine is only 10 units? Are you sure? The way my GP speaks, you'd think it was on the level of something thermonuclear...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Spot which one is really me and which is Mr Clown's resident troll.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Which one is John Demetriou? :os

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner (JD) said...

This one is Mr Demetriou.

Obo - I want you to cum right inside my anus. I want you to fill my arsehole with your warm, tasty semen. Then we will make love and howl like wolves as I pump you full of dirty white magic juice.

We will look at each other admirably and with lust as we rock each other's penis heads to orgasm, and clench each other's bodies tight.

I love you, Obo.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Blimey. That's a bit exciting, isn't it? Not sure I could come to that. Not sure Mr Clown would want me to!