Tuesday 27 July 2010

Cognitive Dissonance ...

And this is where I get sick and fucking tired of this fucking bullshit spouted by fucking pricks.

Here at [redacted] we spout a lot of shit, but that is our wont.


I'm baffled. How can you in two consecutive sentences moan about people spouting shit when you immediately confess to spouting shit yourself?

Just because your schtick is spouting shit, other people aren't allowed the same pleasure?

Wow. They really have got fucking enormous egos, haven't they?

13 comments:

Mama Peperbarmi said...

*shudder*

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Don't know what this is about at all.

Although I disagree with whoever said it. Which makes them a cunt.

Squawk!

Kevin Boatang said...

Moo!

Demetriou, get back over to the blog. It's fellatio over lunch time.

And I agree with you. That person who disagrees with us, the one true keepers of libertarianism, is a cunt. The cunt.

Moo!

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Consider it done Boatang. As you fellate me, the great John Demetriou, we can discuss ideas for new posts for the blog. I am thinking of posting about how every other blog posts shite and is honest about it, and then going on about how we post shite but pretend it's good stuff. What do you think, Boatang?

Squawk!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

You fuckers (or fucker) really aren't helping, you know that? :o)

Kevin Boatang said...

Moo!

I think that's a spiffing idea, Demetriou. That'll get us some more hits on the blog. Nobody will be able to beat that. We'll soon be on top of Iain "Cunt" Dale's politics thingy poll too. Which will give us, the one true keepers of libertarianism, a much-needed boost to write yet more brilliant articles explaining in 400,000 words why Obnoxio The Clown is a hateful cunt. The fucking hateful cunt.

Moo!

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Boatang, I think that... oh squawk, that's good fellatio today, you've been practising, haven't you? On that banana Miliband loaned you? How nice. I think we shall leave Obo in peace now. The CUNT!

Altogether now...

Squawk and Moo signing out! Squ-moo!

Kevin Boatang said...

They aren't helping? But you support them so. You don't remove them do you? In fact you put little smiley faces on your cock.

Prick.

If you don't like us, do what we ask and take us off your roll

Obnoxio The Clown said...

How do I support them?

They do make me laugh and if you had any kind of sense of humour, they'd make you laugh too.

And if it makes you unhappy to be on my blogroll, that's definitely not going to change. :o)

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Take me off your blogrolls? This fake Boatang is becoming a mockery of himself. I'm perfectly used to being mocked - being the one true keepers of libertarianism does make you vulnerable to these things - but actively tell people to take his off their rolls? Not even the real Boatang would say that, and I should know.

Anyone who disagrees with my analysis is a cunt. Or Welsh. Or in Obnoxio's case, a Welsh cunt. The cunt.

Squawk!

Kevin Boatang said...

Moo?!

"They aren't helping? But you support them so. You don't remove them do you? In fact you put little smiley faces on your cock."

Says the fake Kevin Boatang. Why is Obnoxio The Clown not removing the comments of sock-puppets like you? I shall have to contact Tim Ireland, the regulator of all sock-puppetry and various shenanigans on the blogosphere. Now if you'll excuse me, I, the great and on and only Kevin Boatang have a piece to write about how we are brilliant bloggers, about how we brought libertarianism to the internet.

Moo!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I think John Demetriou is a cunt.

I like to felch wombats.

I think Old Holborn is a cunt.

I like to felch wombats.

A. Felched Wombat said...

I think John Demetriou is a cunt.

I like to felch Obnoxio The Clown.

I think Old Holborn is a cunt.

I like to felch Obnoxio The Clown.