Rugby scrums should be banned in schools to protect children involved in a sport which is "not safe enough" for them, an expert has warned.
Professor Allyson Pollock, director of Edinburgh University's Centre for International Public Health Policy, called for the ban after research into child injuries.
Oh for the fucking sake of fucking fuck you fucking prodnose, hectoring, interfering fucking nannying CUNT!!!!
Tell you what you fucking interfering old bitch, ban it in Scotland and watch how Scotland slides from a second-rate rugby nation to somewhere below Japan in a one short decade.
Life is full of dangerous activities, banning kids from doing something useful like a physically demanding sport is essential to improving their lives.
We're not all into tantric yoga and tofu, you fucking twat.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!