Friday, 23 July 2010

Well, that's certainly worth quoting

I don't need to pour vitriol and defamatory spite against everyone I disagree with.

-- Guess. Go on, guess.

13 comments:

ceebs said...

Would the house of lords be the wrong place to look? the crypt perchance?

Mama Peperbarmi said...

Oooo he says some awful things about me,for no reason,he gives me the creeps that John Demoderatriou,and his boyfriend,

*shudder*

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

A little guy is sitting at the bar staring
at his drink when a large, threateningly
leering biker steps up next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says
menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't
think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a
man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says
the little guy.

"I`m a complete failure. I was late to a
meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went
to the parking lot, I found my car stolen
and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet
in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed
with the gardener and then my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the
courage to put an end to it all.
"I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and
sit here watching the poison dissolve.
Then a wise-ass like you shows up and
drinks the whole thing!"

Kingbingo said...

Who is this dude Ob keeps quoting?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

King Tone.

John Demetriou said...

Obo,

Why don't you blog about things people might just, in a million years, want to read about? Or is it really important you take snipets of arguments you have with someone and troll them out on your site as if it's important?

I refer you to my recent suggestion on a recent thread, and merely add to that that you can just fuck off and choke on a barrel of sand. You cunt.

leftoutinthecold said...

Speaking as a casual bystander,
it is less than clear to me why Mr D is so...goaded by the opinions of someone for whom he professes to hold nothing but contempt. One might almost think he found the experience alluring or strangely pleasurable. Otherwise, surely, he would just send Mr Clown to Coventry?

Anonymous said...

"Why don't you blog about things people might just, in a million years, want to read about?"

It seems to me that Mr JD likes to read Obo's blog frequently, even if only to rape it for defamatory purposes.

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

What's all this talk about me saying this? Squawk! There's no truth in this whatsoever. I, the REAL John Demetriou, may think Obnoxio The Clown is a cunt, but not even I would be so hypocritical as to accuse him of "pour[ing] vitriol and defamatory spite against everyone I disagree with". Even I have more self-awareness than that. Squawk!

This fake John Demetriou is a total fucking cunt and needs to go and die as soon as possible. He is stealing my identity and I am being blamed for things I have not said. I, the one true keeper of libertarianism along with my fellatio friend Boatang, will not tolerate this larceny.

I demand that Obnoxio The Clown - who is a cunt, did I say that? - does something about this fake Demetriou who keeps coming to this website and using my identity. I'll have to call the blog police if he doesn't.

Just before I go, one more thing. If you disagree with me, you are a cunt. And if you come over to the Boring & Demented webshite to read our bollocks, we will gladly remind you of that fact. You cunts.

Squawk!

Jack said...

"Or is it really important you take snipets of arguments you have with someone and troll them out on your site as if it's important?"

Is a "snipet" a small snipe? If so, it must surely spelled "snipette".

Cunts!

Det Insp Peperbarmi said...

Ello ello ello,

Whats all this ere then,the stink of hypocrisy is stong ere,has that fraudster John Demoderatriou been ere commiting fraudulant acts.

I hear he`s been making a tit of himself again after being pwned by Bella and fisked by Obo....

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Can everyone on this page please clarify they're having a pop at the fake John Demetriou, who is a weapons grade cunt, and not me, the real one?

Squawk!

g1lgam3sh said...

"I hear he`s been making a tit of himself again after being pwned by Bella and fisked by Obo...."


It was a thing of beauty though eh? I was literally LOL whilst reading Bella's epic :-)