Enough with the gossip! (for @BBCLauraK )

Chris Bryant tells me senior figures at Buckingham Palace warned David Cameron's team about taking Andy Coulson into no 10
-- BBCLauraK

This really got on my tits today. It's not that I particularly object to anonymity for sources, God knows no real scandal would ever break without it. But this is not a breaking scandal, it's well and truly broken, and an MP who let it happen on his fucking watch is now trumpeting anonymous sources which may exist only in his own head purely for his own party's political gain.

This isn't what people pay their license fee for, Laura. This is you being led by the nose by a partisan mong who knew about this shit for ages but did fuck all about it.

Shame on you.

Update:

RT @MatofKilburnia If the pissing Windsors were commenting on government appointments they would be in breach of convention #guillotine
-- House of Twits

Apart from the rather liberal and tolerant idea that "breaching convention" merits a death sentence from a liberal and tolerant lefty who blocked me because he didn't like my sense of humour, this actually is quite the bit of news. If the Windsors, who have steadfastly remained out of government affairs (much to the detriment of Britain's politics, I think!) actually took the rather unprecedented step of themselves telling Cameron not to get involved with Coulson, that would be political dynamite.

But I stand by my original statement. Talk "senior whatever sources" is just bullshit.

TV Licensing cunts

Rab has a deconstruction of how these bullying thieves work:

For those of you that may be unaware, the job of forcing us all to pay the TV licence is not done by the BBC nor 'TV Licensing'.

Auntie Beeb employs enforcers who pretend to be the BBC/TV licensing when engaging with those who cannot or will not pay for the privilege of subsidising Leftist propaganda which is pumped into the airwaves regardless if we want it or not.

Well worth a read. And fuck the BBC.

Cunts.

What's the catch?

I read this with baffled confusion:

David Miliband and Tessa Jowell have come up with an idea to reconnect the licence payer with the BBC.

In a joint blog today, they will say*:

“The mutual principle could play a role in strengthening the democratic accountability of the BBC, as one of most treasured and important public institutions"

“Owned by the British public and paid for directly through each household’s TV licence, it is only right that ordinary members of the public should have a real say in how it is run”.

"Under a mutual model, membership of the BBC could be open to everyone who pays the licence fee. Members could have the right to elect representatives to a Member’s Council that would elect a majority of members of the BBC Trust. This would give licence fee payers a way to democratic voice in the priorities of the BBC.

“Greater public engagement with members could also take place via the website, to ensure the BBC was providing responsive services. With those running the BBC directly accountable to their members, they would have a clear mandate to canvas license fee payers on all major policy decisions.”

Fuck me. Bananaman and the arrogant, boot-faced cunt have come with an idea I support entirely.

If you pay the license fee, you get a better say in how the BBC is run. Increased accountability and transparency. Fucking genius, brilliant idea. So, apart from the near-breakdown in cognitive function caused by reading something quite sensible from a pair of power-crazed, dysfunctional buttmunches, I wondered how I might be misinterpreting this.

And then it dawned on me: this wouldn't be a voluntary co-op. We'd all still be forced with menaces to spunk our money out on twattish BBC cuntishness, the ability to vote and "participate" would just be an additional sweetener to help us accept the tax by another name. And because it would be driven by the BBC, the mutuality and co-operativeness would be about as much use as Network Rail is to rail commuters.

So, once again, Labour fail.

Epically.

*How the fucking fuck do they do this? I never know what my blog posts are going to say when I sit down to write them.

Outrageous BBC spin

Pure fucking brass neck, this:

In 2009, the bank made an operating loss of £6.3bn, almost unchanged on the £6.7bn it lost in 2008.

Part of these losses were due to the costs of taking over HBOS during the financial crisis. Lloyds has been accused of not undertaking proper due diligence on the takeover, and therefore underestimating the extent of the bad loans on HBOS's books.

This meant the government had to step in to bail out the troubled bank.

This wasn't the fucking deal where Gordon Brown strong-armed Lloyds into hurriedly taking over HBOS, was it? Leaving no time for due diligence on a deal Lloyds didn't want anyway? That saved the government from having to admit that another bank was in trouble thanks to the brilliant regulation of, er, Gordon fucking Brown?

Fucking cunts.

Fuck off!

Apparently, when Jacqui Smith was asked what she would bring to the BBC that merited £77,000 a year for two-and-a-half days a week, she replied: "Fuck off!"

Jacqui, dear, on behalf of the entire country, I think I'd like to point out that you are the one who should fuck off. And, preferably, die.

Painfully.

Ground Control to Major Tom

Ladies, this is a not a good look. The enormous collar makes it look like your head is floating in a soup tureen. This is not a style that BBC newsreaders should be copying.

Capice?

Fuck the fucking BBC, again!

Via the ever-readable Iain Martin, this fucking jewel:

ITV is said to be about to pay Christine Bleakley more than £3 million over several years to present various television shows, while the BBC is proudly letting it be known that it wouldn’t be bargained up by Ms. Bleakley and her agent. She wouldn’t get a penny more than £450,000 a year they said. And then when she couldn’t make her mind up after a week or so they withdrew her offer with a flourish.

It is more evidence of how weird life is in Britain at the moment that the corporation’s bosses think that this episode is proof they are watching the pennies. That they only went to almost half a million pounds is supposed to show they have learned the lessons from the Ross affair. Look, they brief, we grasp that as the state broadcaster (funded by a compulsory levy) we must tighten our belt… by offering Ms. Bleakley £450,000.

Now look:



I certainly would, especially after a beer or two. But it's really not fucking all that. And she's clearly not a fucking rocket scientist or she wouldn't have sat down next to that fuckpiece twatmong Chiles.

And for £450,000 a year, I'd be expecting arse to mouth, three-ways and a tongue-bath for my cock, on demand. What the cunting fuck is the BBC smoking that they think £450,000 a year is worth it for a medium-grade sofa decoration?

Fucking twats, they really don't fucking get it, do they?

The end of the honeymoon?

Every media pundit and his cunting dog (especially that useless mingewaft Nick "Toenails" Robinson) has been wittering on about today's budget being "the end of the honeymoon".

Well, it fucking hasn't. None of the pain has kicked in yet and nobody knows if it's going to work. When the pain kicks in and if it doesn't work, that's when the fucking moaning is really going to start.

Osborne did, it must be said, a decent enough job of kicking everybody fairly. I don't agree that the VAT rise was needed, he should have just sacked another couple of million useless state-employed parasites. That and the green bank, but that's the price for being in a coalition with treacherous Europhile cock munchers.

I think he did a good job, and let's face it, I'm a tough crowd.

So I don't think the honeymoon is anything like over yet.

FUCKING BBC CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I just raised my blood pressure watching the BBC panel of experts fucking witter on like fucking cunts about the fucking budget. Fucking fucking CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!

Implicit in every fucking thing that these fucking cunts say is that the fucking government has to fucking do every fucking fucking thing that the fucking cunts already do. Cuts here have to be fucking paid for by fucking tax rises fucking there.

NO THEY FUCKING DON'T, YOU FUCKING FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS!

All they have to do is find some fucking things that the fucking government has no fucking business doing and stop fucking doing them. Then it's fucking easy for some other fucker to start a fucking business doing that fucking thing (if it fucking needs doing, of fucking course!) and that fucking business can fucking employ people gainfully and more effectively and efficiently deliver that fucking thing.

You whore-faced, money-grubbing, statist suckers of the government cock.

I fucking hate you all and I fucking hope you die painful protracted fucking deaths.

Cunts.

Nick Robinson: cunt

Jesus fucking Christ.

I can only imagine that he's been sucking the tripartite cock for so long, his brain has started to disconnect:

And the winner is... the British electorate

The first ever Prime Ministerial debate will be remembered not - as so many predicted - for a gaffe or a scripted put-down or a bead of a sweat. It will be remembered as a serious debate about serious issues

Either Nick Robinson is a clueless motherfucker, right up the anus of the Westminster bubble, totally out of tune with the rest of the world, or he managed to watch something else last night.

Very funny

Rod Liddle:

How can they get away with this?

Indeed. Very droll, Mr Liddle.

BBC6 skewered

The Daily Mash (obviously!):

I feel passionately that it was an unquestionable force for good in the universe.

BBC Bias (Again)

From Counting Cats:

I saw a small bit of a thing on BBC News this morning. OK, this is from memory and I didn’t watch the whole thing because I would have been sedated to prevent me from hurling the cat at the Samsung. And neither Timmy nor the telly deserve that…

I would though chuck an irate ocelot at Harriet Harman’s minge. That is another story though…

It was about “The Rise of Climate Scepticism in Australia”. It described climate sceptics (they’d burn ‘em if that weren’t “polluting”) meetings as being like an “American religious revivalist meetings” (that’s so BBC on so many levels, that’s the sort of thing to get the average Indy reader priapic) and it was just generally horrendous. Despite my inchoate rage I did though clock something which outraged me beyond feline-throwing comprehension.

It opened with a shot of the cracked, dry Australian Desert. You know that thing that Australia has a lot of but also had a lot of when Captain Cook made landfall and even had a lot of during the Dreamtime of the Aboriginals with this soundtrack:



Yup, whilst the BBC now calls us “sceptics” and no longer “deniers” it plays music from a symphony written specifically about the Holocaust.

Where do you think that band is performing? Don’t look much like the Royal Albert Hall to me unless that gaff has really gone downhill very recently.

So the likes of me, PA and Cats wanna disagree with the “consensus” on a scientific issue and we’re ushered to the “naughty-corner” along with that cunt Nick Griffin. Well, some of us, Aunty Beeb actually not only can parse the science but will not fall for cheap tricks like that. Some of us know what an adiabatic lapse rate is and some of us have also been to Auschwitz. Some of us even listen to C20th orchestral music.

Some of us also know what pride comes before.

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BBC cunts

Before I left the "hote-hell" yesterday I was watching that juicy early-morning news tart, the speccy one with the lips that are designed primarily for blow-jobs. My idle ruminations were severely undone by my unfortunate mistake of listening to what she said for a few seconds. The thrust of the issue was that "drinking is a problem and some people want the price put up and others want the drinking age to be raised."

As though these are the only two options. Listen love, you're well tasty and I'd gladly bend you over the sofa and give you a good seeing-to, but leave the thinking to the grown-ups, OK?

In the meantime, may I suggest another option that BBC news-twats might do well to think upon as a default position for all their statist pandering?

Why doesn't the government just get the fuck out of people's lives for a change? Let people who want a fucking drink, have a fucking drink. It's none of your God-damned motherfucking business if people want to drink.

Dozy cunt.

Harrabin's Hypocrisy

Watched that sanctimonious cunt on the news last night, telling us all how our evil ways are killing off the coral reefs and the societies that depend on them. What bastards we are.

Of course, this was done, without a trace of irony, from a resort in the Red Sea.

Harrabin, you utter wankstain: I really hope you rowed all the way from London in an organically knitted coracle, because otherwise you are a fucking knave and a dog for using license payer money to tell license payers to live in a way that you want them to but are not prepared to adhere to yourself.

I despise you, your bullying attitude and your shameless hypocrisy and I hope you die painfully from face cancer.

Cunt.

I don't understand

Huh?

The Bank of England is to create £75bn of new money in an attempt to revive lending and the battered economy.

If this was going to work, everyone would be fucking doing it. It's never worked before, why the fuck do you think it's going to work now? What is £75bn, anyway? Pfft ... a mere bagatelle!

Where does the BBC think the money is magically going to come from? Out of Gorgon's foetid ringmeat? It's not "new money", you cuntbuggering fuckmonkeys, it's the dilution of whatever is in our fucking pockets.

FUCKING MORONIC IDIOTS!

Since it probably won't be published

I thought I'd put my comments to this cock sniffing up somewhere I know it will get published:

Weight Concern is a another fake charity set up by the government to browbeat us into living life in a manner approved by state appratchiks.

The government is using your tax money to pay some hectoring buffoon to tell you how to live your life. Do you really need to listen to them?

Spot the odd one out! (Again)

Fucking BBC cunts

I agree with Blaney. Complain like Jo Brand opening her post to find a sticky turd. Next time you see something on the news you disagree with, or hear some political correct cockwaffle on the BBC, complain.

Cunts.